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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Grad school life....

    Grad school life....

    A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

    The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

    "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone.

    "Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.

    "You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

    The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 22 October 2002, 17:13.
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #2
    LOL!
    I have met some teachers that are like that
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • bsdgeek
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2002
      • 1543

      #3
      ROFL!

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      • Dr Mordrid
        Moderator
        • Apr 2001
        • 26592

        #4
        "One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions.... like a state of sheer terror."

        -=W. K. Hartmann=-

        Dr. Mordrid
        Dr. Mordrid
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        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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        • lecter
          Super MURCer
          • May 2002
          • 1467

          #5
          Hahahaha....good ones Doc!
          All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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          • Dogbert

            #6
            There's also a version about an engineer, a programmer and a project manager.

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            • GNEP
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2002
              • 5241

              #7


              Doc, are you bored at the mo?

              gnep
              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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              • Dr Mordrid
                Moderator
                • Apr 2001
                • 26592

                #8
                Naw....just trying to lighten up a bit given the gravity of current events :-P

                In that light.....

                Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."

                The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9?

                Peter said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."

                or

                The mathematicians pickup line;

                Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

                Of course, we'll be entirely discrete.

                or

                A busty lap dancer, a pip,
                Was able to peel in a zip.
                But she read science fiction,
                And died of constriction,
                Attempting a Mobius strip.

                Dr. Mordrid
                Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 23 October 2002, 11:13.
                Dr. Mordrid
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                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                • ZokesPro
                  Serial Murcerer
                  • Sep 2000
                  • 8325

                  #9
                  Your jokes are a nice change to all the sad news that's been going on.
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • SpiralDragon
                    Super MURCer
                    • May 2002
                    • 3548

                    #10
                    hahahahahaha.......

                    i will refrain from trying to tell a joke as i tend to make the best of them sound lame...
                    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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