Einstein's other law....

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Einstein's other law....

    Albert Einstein married his cousin.

    He had tried to date outside his family circle but he never found any women appealing, especially in the breast department, that weren't within his family.

    He later postulated that there is a special attraction to women in one's own family in his Theory of Relative Titty.

    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 22 October 2002, 17:58.
    Dr. Mordrid
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  • Sasq
    Administrator
    • Jan 2001
    • 4634

    #2
    groan
    Juu nin to iro


    English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    • Jessterw
      Style Master, Rtd.
      • Jul 2002
      • 4265

      #3
      Gotta go with Sasq on this one
      “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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      • GNEP
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2002
        • 5241

        #4
        Like his theory of socks?

        He noticed that socks always got holes in the big toe. So he postulated that socks were pointless and didn't wear them...

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