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  • Byock
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2000
    • 2328
    #1

    Engineers

    2 Engineers meet on the boardwalk for lunch. The first engineer notices the second engineer walking a new bright red bike. So, he asks his friend "Where did you get the nice bike?"

    The second engineer responds, "Well, that is a funny story, this beautiful blond women was riding it, stopped in front of me, tore off all her clothes, and said "TAKE WHAT YOU WANT"

    The first engineer rubs his chin and says "Good choice, the clothes probably would not have fit."
    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592
      #2
      Sounds about right

      Dr. Mordrid
      Dr. Mordrid
      ----------------------------
      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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        • Ajax
          Super MURCer
          • Oct 2002
          • 877
          #3
          That's enough to make you want to choke the Chicken.
          --Insert something here--

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325
              #4
              Hehe, silly engineers!
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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                • Technoid
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 7645
                  #5
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • SpiralDragon
                      Super MURCer
                      • May 2002
                      • 3548
                      #6
                      hahahaha...... darn
                      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                        • efty
                          MURCer
                          • Jan 2000
                          • 429
                          #7
                          Heyyyy I am an engineer!! If she was driving a car then I would consider it but not a bike

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                            • Tempest
                              Super MURCer
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 1111
                              #8
                              I'd take the woman anyd... Hey, wait, was it a really EXPENSIVE and COOL-LOOKING bike in FERRARI RED color with LOTS of ALUMINIUM and TITANIUM and nifty GADGETS and wide TIRES with professional SUSPENSION and TENS of GEARS ???

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                                • ZokesPro
                                  Serial Murcerer
                                  • Sep 2000
                                  • 8325
                                  #9
                                  Hehe, you guys are silly. I would have taken the clothes!
                                  Titanium is the new bling!
                                  (you heard from me first!)

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                                    • Byock
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Jul 2000
                                      • 2328
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by ZokesPro
                                      Hehe, you guys are silly. I would have taken the clothes!

                                      Uhh, You wouldn't be wearing them to bars now, would you?
                                      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                                        • Ajax
                                          Super MURCer
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 877
                                          #11
                                          Why not with that bounce going on?
                                          --Insert something here--

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