Joke of the day

[Dogbert]

man on an airport bar, noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to
him. He thought to himself,
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline
does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it
shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself, well she doesn't work for Delta.
A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused
look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman barked back at him "Man, what the **** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "ahhh . . . El - Al" (Israeli Airlines)

[Admiral]

Is service that bad on El-Al ?

[omegaRED]

LOL Good one

[Dogbert]

Originally posted by Admiral
Is service that bad on El-Al ?

Some say yes, some say no.
The joke is about the Israeli attitude

[Admiral]

flight attendant attitude ? (j/k)

[Dogbert]

Yes, also.

[LvR]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks,"What is it supposed to be when it is finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then..we'll put all these Corn Flakes back into the box."

[Pace]

Just a curio about the last joke (which I'd heard before as a Beckham joke), but why is there a tiger on the Corn Flakes box. Kellogg's here put 'Tony the Tiger' on Frosties (aka Frosted Flakes), and a big chicken on Corn Flakes.

[GNEP]

Something else the blonde is confused about?

[Gurm]

Pace, it's just an example of yet another perfectly good joke ****ed up by being passed around the Internet. Bleh.

- Gurm

[LvR]

Its called "joke of the day" - not "intellectual masturbation for the day".

Come to think of it - Who the hell buys a puzzle of chicken anyway.

[Jessterw]

A sexually repressed rooster?

[agallag]

Originally posted by Admiral
flight attendant attitude ? (j/k)

Hey, watch your mouth... my girlfriend is a flight attendant, and she's one of the nicest people I know...

See? She's a perfectly lovely person:


No attitude at all... ok, well, maybe a litlle :

[ZokesPro]

Hey agallag, she has a beautiful middle finger!!!

[Wombat]

Yeah, she must show it to passengers a lot