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  • mutz
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2002
    • 1068

    #16
    Woman who fly upside down have clack up.
    How can you possibly take anything seriously?
    Who cares?

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    • Brian R.
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 3874

      #17
      Found in a fortune cookie:

      "The love of your life will appear suddenly before you"

      Sort of sounds like my wife will catch me doing something I shouldn't be doing.

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      • Jessterw
        Style Master, Rtd.
        • Jul 2002
        • 4265

        #18
        My wife got a fortune cookie once:

        "You will come into great wealth and will procure many gifts"

        Yep, there goes my paycheck
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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        • Strahd
          Super MURCer
          • Jun 2000
          • 960

          #19
          Originally posted by gtforty
          man who go through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok
          LOL
          #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

          "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
          people do all day!"

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          • mutz
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 2002
            • 1068

            #20
            Why China man have slit eyes an' buck teef?


            ...too much Bangkok...
            How can you possibly take anything seriously?
            Who cares?

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            • Byock
              Super MURCer
              • Jul 2000
              • 2328

              #21
              not really Chinese, but could not resist...


              If you love something, Let it go.


              If it does not return, Hunt it down and kill it.
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • Strahd
                Super MURCer
                • Jun 2000
                • 960

                #22
                Originally posted by Byock
                not really Chinese, but could not resist...


                If you love something, Let it go.


                If it does not return, Hunt it down and kill it.
                Like a chicken?
                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                people do all day!"

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