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  • BuddMan
    mini MURCer
    • May 2002
    • 1206

    #1

    Funny.....



    System Specs:
    Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

    Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
    May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
    Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
    And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
    just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
    For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
  • KvHagedorn
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 10725

    #2
    Blech I would start my own business mowing lawns or making signs for people or something before I would stoop that low.

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    • BuddMan
      mini MURCer
      • May 2002
      • 1206

      #3
      It's still funny.
      System Specs:
      Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

      Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
      May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
      Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
      And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
      just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
      For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        yup
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • RichL
          Restored Super MURCer
          • Apr 2003
          • 1348

          #5
          Pretty much sums up the staff retention and motivation schemes of a couple of places I've worked in the past.
          Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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          • Dogbert

            #6
            Scary...

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            • Jessterw
              Style Master, Rtd.
              • Jul 2002
              • 4265

              #7
              /me Looks around for the hidden cameras...
              “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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              • Strahd
                Super MURCer
                • Jun 2000
                • 960

                #8
                I just don't see what people find funny about Dilbert. There's clippings all around the office and I don't recall ever laughing at any of them.
                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                people do all day!"

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                • Sethos
                  MURCer
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 594

                  #9
                  and the worst part is...it's true (sort of)

                  ~Sethos
                  "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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                  • Byock
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jul 2000
                    • 2328

                    #10
                    I like Dilbert, Reminds me of my days as a Sys Admin for American Express. Some of them hit really close to home.
                    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325

                      #11
                      I find that a few strips from Dilbert are funny but the rest leave me indifferent.
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                      • Jammrock
                        The Berserker
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 8661

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZokesPro
                        I find that a few strips from Dilbert are funny but the rest leave me indifferent.
                        No comic strip writer can always be funny. Today's Fox Trot is hilarious!!!

                        Explore your favorite comics and discover new laughs daily at uComics. Dive into humor, satire, and classic strips—start reading now!


                        Jammrock
                        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                        • ZokesPro
                          Serial Murcerer
                          • Sep 2000
                          • 8325

                          #13
                          I'm just not a huge fan of office humour. But that strip is funny.
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • mutz
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 1068

                            #14
                            ...that's good, except for popup city around there.

                            Here's one for one of you geniuses. Invent a USB laser pistol and software with which you can shoot popups and other scum on your screen with amazing effects.
                            How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                            Who cares?

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                            • Byock
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jul 2000
                              • 2328

                              #15
                              Now that would be cool!!
                              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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