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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    Question?



    LOL!!
    I wonder where it's from
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    That is a good question!

    So Technoid, is there porn on your computer?
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • ALBPM
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 3868

      #3
      That's Guru's Mom....ROFL!!!!!
      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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      • Kruzin
        Jeepin' to the grave
        • Aug 1999
        • 6527

        #4
        And she's ready to give him his prostate exam
        Core2 Duo E7500 2.93, Asus P5Q Pro Turbo, 4gig 1066 DDR2, 1gig Asus ENGTS250, SB X-Fi Gamer ,WD Caviar Black 1tb, Plextor PX-880SA, Dual Samsung 2494s

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        • Tempest
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2001
          • 1111

          #5
          Maybe it's this one... http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php?lid=66090

          You can search all you want, I'm clean!

          <small>(Just backed it all up on CD-R yesterday)...</small>

          Edit: Haha, sorry to say I must leave this site because of its "questionable content"... My IE history says that forums.murc.ws is the source for questionable information containing words such as "spanking", "tobacco", "bikini", "pimp", "terrorist", "slots", "boob", "rifle" and "lovers"
          Last edited by Tempest; 11 November 2002, 00:43.

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          • Technoid
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 7645

            #6
            Originally posted by ZokesPro
            That is a good question!

            So Technoid, is there porn on your computer?
            What do you think

            Originally posted by ALBPM
            That's Guru's Mom....ROFL!!!!!
            Originally posted by Kruzin
            And she's ready to give him his prostate exam
            LUMSH


            Originally posted by Tempest
            Maybe it's this one... http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php?lid=66090

            You can search all you want, I'm clean!

            <small>(Just backed it all up on CD-R yesterday)...</small>

            Edit: Haha, sorry to say I must leave this site because of its "questionable content"... My IE history says that forums.murc.ws is the source for questionable information containing words such as "spanking", "tobacco", "bikini", "pimp", "terrorist", "slots", "boob", "rifle" and "lovers"
            Sadly I Know people that think that sites like that are the guardians of morality
            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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            • Gurm
              MS Fanboy
              • Aug 1999
              • 11460

              #7
              Well, MY computer is relatively clean - since I block virtually all CRAP from accumulating in the corners.

              My MOM's computer, on the other hand. Whoo-boy!

              - Gurm
              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

              I'm the least you could do
              If only life were as easy as you
              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
              If only life were as easy as you
              I would still get screwed

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              • Dilitante1
                Administrator
                • Aug 1999
                • 1829

                #8
                reminds me of last week, a client called stating they were having issues getting on the net (cable user) so i go over to see what the issue was......i go to DL a util i needed and damn system ran outta space!...6gig drive....i look thru his menus (win95) and cant see what tied up all that space.....so i go to \windows\temp and voila! 4 gigs porn/junk/pics/leftovers....so i dump it all and system runs sweet like after it's last tuneup
                Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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                • Greebe
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8555

                  #9
                  Well at least one thing is for sure... that wasn't KvH's system

                  we all know you don't have a little hard drive (but do the girly's know that?

                  (ducks Chucks punch)
                  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                  "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                  • KvHagedorn
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 10725

                    #10
                    Oh yeah, I have droves of them come over daily to open my drawers, slide out those hard drives and stroke them in wonderment at their awesome size and staying power. (Only 1,200,000 hr mtbf SCSI drives in this system baby.. oooh yeah, does it make you horny baby? mhmmmm!)

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                    • rugger
                      MURCer
                      • Jul 2000
                      • 914

                      #11
                      ROFL,

                      That scanner identified that my computer has over 500 "questionable" items on it.

                      Take me all bloody day to check them all out.

                      Damn, just added another one

                      I wonder how many people foobared their computers by deleting all the files in that list.
                      80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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                      • The PIT
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 11901

                        #12
                        Pah I think it's making them up.
                        Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                        Weather nut and sad git.

                        My Weather Page

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                        • rugger
                          MURCer
                          • Jul 2000
                          • 914

                          #13
                          Ah, that explains it.

                          The people running this joint are not really all that interested in cleaning computers. I doubt they are bible bashers, but rather very greedy lowlifes, that prey on the unknowledgable bible bashers.

                          I think the more important question here is: "Damn, why didn't I think of doing that. I could be rolling in cash by now!"

                          And, the less said about MY mum's PC, the better.
                          80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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                          • Dogbert

                            #14
                            Hehe, I don't need to stinking scanner. All my porn is well organised inside my computer so I know exactly what and where it is

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