J-Lo

[Pace]

Following on from my career thread, perhaps I should apply for something like this

<img src="http://www.distributedatmurc.co.uk/images/new_career.jpg" width="800" height="397" alt="J-Lo's professional 'nipple tweaker' sets up her next video shot" /><hr />A guy sees a job advertised in the LA Times - J-Lo's Nipple Tweaker, and phones up...
"Hi, I'd like to apply for the J-Lo job"
The woman on the phone replies, "Sure, if you'd like to get to New York as soon as possible"
"Oh, is that where the job is?"
"No", she says, "that's the end of the queue"<hr />And, finally, on a somewhat related topic..."<a href="http://www.bbc.net.uk/health/ask_doctor/nipples_men.shtml" title"BBC Health - Ask the Doctor - Men's Nipples">Why do men have nipples?</a>"

[Jessterw]

Is it just me or does the guy in the black (dark blue?) shirt have a happy friend down below...

[thop]

i believe it's a cell phone, amazing what you notice though

[KRSESQ]

Thanks for the new wallpaper!

Kevin

[Admiral]

Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again.

Got milk ?

[Dr Mordrid]

Some guys have all the luck

Dr. Mordrid

[ZokesPro]

Even if you don't get paid to do that, it' still a sweet job.

[Jessterw]

Originally posted by thop
i believe it's a cell phone, amazing what you notice though

Yeah I noticed that's what it looked like in his left-hand pocket... I was referring to the right-hand pocket area.

Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again.

Guess I better tell my wife to stop

[gt40]

to be honest folks, this woman does nothing for me!

(ok, my wife was standing over my shoulder when I wrote that)

[Wombat]

She's got enough make-up on for an entire crackhouse brothel.

[KRSESQ]

She was wearing makeup?

Kevin

[MPR]

Nipple tweaker and bottled water holder. How does this guy do it? With a job like that you don't want to miss a day never can tell if your replacement might do a better job

[agallag]

How lazy does she have to be to get someone else to tweak her nipples for her? She's way too slutty for my taste anyway...

[Dr Mordrid]

I'm with Quaid, Arnold S's character in Total Recall; "slutty....and demure..."

Dr. Mordrid