Oasis lead singer beaten up in German bar

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  • RichL
    Restored Super MURCer
    • Apr 2003
    • 1348

    #1

    Oasis lead singer beaten up in German bar

    Oasis lead singer, loutish yob and skilled plagurist of Beatles material Liam Gallagher, was arrested in the early hours of Sunday morning following a fracas at a Hotel in Munich.
    When police arrived, Liam allegedly kicked one of them in the chest. He was arrested along with four others and accused of dangerous bodily harm, resisting police, damage to property and disturbing the peace.

    Gallagher suffered several broken teeth and facial injuries along with several members of his entourage who also sustained minor injuries.
    He was released at 4pm on Sunday after paying 100,000 euros bail. Munich state attorneys applied for custody warrants but were unsucessful (shame!) and if prosecuted, Liam could face a fine and two years in prison.


    Did I ever tell everyone what a really really wonderful people the Germans are?
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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    Re: Oasis lead singer beaten up in German bar

    Originally posted by RichL
    Did I ever tell everyone what a really really wonderful people the Germans are?
    Did you ever tell everyone what a really wonderful person Liam Gallagher is?
    FT.

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    • KvHagedorn
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 10725

      #3
      Come on, Rich.. how could you blame the Germans for this? That whining wuss has obviously never been to a football game in the UK, or someone would have taken him out long ago!

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        And he'd get beat up if he was in Canada too, but only if he spilled his beer! j/k
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        • Wombat
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2000
          • 9498

          #5
          He's not blaming the Germans, he's thanking them!

          This is long overdue. I keep hearing stories about Liam, like the time in France during the MTV awards that he starting choking some girl with a bar stool when she spurned his advances.

          This boy's been in serious need of an ass-whooping for a long time.
          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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          • WyWyWyWy
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 2001
            • 1087

            #6
            Thats why I hate Oasis
            I used to like them but I just hate uneducated rude people
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            • James_D
              MURCer
              • Jun 2002
              • 407

              #7
              Originally posted by WyWyWyWy
              Thats why I hate Oasis
              I used to like them but I just hate uneducated rude people


              hehehe...
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              • RichL
                Restored Super MURCer
                • Apr 2003
                • 1348

                #8
                Originally posted by Wombat
                He's not blaming the Germans, he's thanking them!
                Exactly!

                I've just in the process of putting up a petition on the 'net to say if the Germans keep him in jail for two years, we promise to stop mentioning the war!
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                • GNEP
                  Super MURCer
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 5241

                  #9
                  DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                  • Guru
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 1999
                    • 6018

                    #10
                    Whats Oasis?
                    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                    • GNEP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 5241

                      #11
                      a popular beat combo from the north-west of merry old england.
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        LOL DM
                        FT.

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                        • agallag
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3201

                          #13
                          I case anyone is wondering, no, they're not related to me
                          Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                          • rugger
                            MURCer
                            • Jul 2000
                            • 914

                            #14
                            I say lock him up, then weld the cell shut!
                            80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #15
                              Sorry. Please forgive my mistake. The above post should have read:

                              a once-popular beat combo from the north-west of merry old england.

                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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