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  • UtwigMU
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2002
    • 5651
    #1

    Stone age tech support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

    This fire help. Me Groog

    Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

    You have flint and stone?

    Ugh

    You hit them together?

    Ugh

    What happen?

    Fire not work

    (sigh) Make spark?

    No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

    *sigh* You change rock?

    I change nothing

    You sure?

    Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

    *Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

    *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

    http://web.ukonline.co.uk/eric.price/humour2/hum0321.htm
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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325
      #2
      Zokes like. Ugh.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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        • Chrono_Wanderer
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2002
          • 2540
          #3
          ROFLMAO

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            • rugger
              MURCer
              • Jul 2000
              • 914
              #4
              ROFL
              80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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                • High_Jumbllama
                  Super MURCer
                  • Dec 1999
                  • 4522
                  #5
                  Ogg want vodka gimlet!

                  Now what game was that from?

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645
                      #6
                      ROFL
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • High_Jumbllama
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 1999
                          • 4522
                          #7
                          It was "Last Call".

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