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  • Claymonkey
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 2000
    • 1871
    #1

    Tis the season to be a smart a$$

    So we just got our Christmas tree today.

    After I finished and trimming the branches we had a lot of loose debris. So I suggested that my girlfriend should should try and make a wreath.

    After looking at me oddly she then went online and figured out how. She then spent the next hour piecing it together. I made comments such as "very nice" and "looking good". Jacquie was less than impressed with these comments and gave me the more hand signal. I then told he in a half ass voice that it was amazing. She told me that she guessed that would do.

    So, as she went to get ready to work out I made her this:
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    Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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    That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.
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    • Claymonkey
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2000
      • 1871
      #2
      When I gave it to her she laughed out loud and gave me a big hug.

      Then she said she was going to take my A+ Cert. out of its frame and put this in.
      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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        • Chrono_Wanderer
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2002
          • 2540
          #3
          Originally posted by dparadis
          When I gave it to her she laughed out loud and gave me a big hug.

          Then she said she was going to take my A+ Cert. out of its frame and put this in.
          lol...

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            • Gurm
              MS Fanboy
              • Aug 1999
              • 11460
              #4
              You framed your A+ cert too, huh?

              People see mine and say "should you really be that proud of passing a test that anyone with a PC ought to be able to pass?"

              And I say "No. But that piece of paper cost me $200 - might as well frame it."

              - Gurm
              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

              I'm the least you could do
              If only life were as easy as you
              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
              If only life were as easy as you
              I would still get screwed

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                • skratch
                  mini MURCer
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 31
                  #5
                  smart a$$, eh? well, since you asked ...

                  Originally posted by dparadis
                  When I gave it to her she laughed out loud and gave me a big hug.

                  Then she said she was going to take my A+ Cert. out of its frame and put this in.
                  nice.

                  I guess the "Damian, world's greatest lover" you had put in the frame didn't stay that long. interesting -- that got a laugh too.
                  Buckaroo, the President's on line 1, calling about is everything okay with the alien space bomb and Planet Ten, or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?

                  Tell him yes on one and no on two.

                  Which was yes? The destroy Russia, or the, uh, number two?

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                    • Claymonkey
                      Super MURCer
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 1871
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Gurm
                      You framed your A+ cert too, huh?

                      People see mine and say "should you really be that proud of passing a test that anyone with a PC ought to be able to pass?"

                      - Gurm
                      I'd agree with that except that it helped get me in the door for my interview at my current job
                      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
                      ________________________________________________

                      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                        • Claymonkey
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 1871
                          #7
                          Re: smart a$$, eh? well, since you asked ...

                          Originally posted by skratch
                          nice.

                          I guess the "Damian, world's greatest lover" you had put in the frame didn't stay that long. interesting -- that got a laugh too.
                          you're all heart, you know that skratch?
                          Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
                          ________________________________________________

                          That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                            • Byock
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jul 2000
                              • 2328
                              #8
                              Funny, I framed my A+ and MCSE. Then needed a frame, so the MCSE lost...


                              BTW, I think that is great! Sometimes it is the small things that mean the most...
                              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                                • Jessterw
                                  Style Master, Rtd.
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 4265
                                  #9
                                  I think my MCSE is in a drawer somewhere Oddly enough I've never been asked to present proof of it.

                                  I'm sure Jacquie was very proud of that What's next, a Ko Ko Claus?
                                  “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                                    • Claymonkey
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Dec 2000
                                      • 1871
                                      #10
                                      for those wondering what Jester is talking about. I made this for Jacquie a few months ago.
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                                      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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                                      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                                        • Byock
                                          Super MURCer
                                          • Jul 2000
                                          • 2328
                                          #11
                                          Yes! That is a great looking Kokopelli. I have one on my keychain.. Not quite sure why...
                                          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                                            • Claymonkey
                                              Super MURCer
                                              • Dec 2000
                                              • 1871
                                              #12
                                              Thanks Byock, I was pretty happy with how it turned out
                                              Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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                                              That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                                                • ZokesPro
                                                  Serial Murcerer
                                                  • Sep 2000
                                                  • 8325
                                                  #13
                                                  What's a kokopelli? (I looked at the pic but I've never heard of one before)
                                                  Titanium is the new bling!
                                                  (you heard from me first!)

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                                                    • Byock
                                                      Super MURCer
                                                      • Jul 2000
                                                      • 2328
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by ZokesPro
                                                      What's a kokopelli? (I looked at the pic but I've never heard of one before)
                                                      Well, Kokopelli was an Anasazi God. Kinda...

                                                      "widely held beliefs that Kokopelli was a fertility symbol, roving minstrel or trader, rain priest, hunting magician, trickster, and seducer of maidens.."


                                                      You can get alot more info
                                                      here
                                                      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                                                        • Claymonkey
                                                          Super MURCer
                                                          • Dec 2000
                                                          • 1871
                                                          #15
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                                                          Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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                                                          That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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