especially for how many people are lurking right now....
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"And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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Must be waiting for something to happen, do they know something we don't?
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Hehehe, guess so... the question is what exactly?
someone care to enlighten us?
"And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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There has been some crazy pho-ked up shat going on in my city lately and it's kinda unsettling, that's why I'm kinda quiet.
Just taking the time to ingest all theses new posts. burp.
Titanium is the new bling!
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I't Sunday!
Almost always dead quiet
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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Well while we are waiting I will try to (not) offend anyone!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
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How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."
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How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday
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What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
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Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex too.
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Breasts don't have eyes.
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ****?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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Hey I cant say **** anymore!
Test **** mother****er ****face penis cock cum pussy screw knulla fitta fvck!
Edit: Do you think you could change the **** to -=piiip=- instead
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wow... that was a pretty impressive offending... i gotta add my $.02 in though...
Why does the Mexican olympic team always suck?
Anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the USA."And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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YesEdit: Do you think you could change the **** to -=piiip=- instead
Hey I cant say -=piiip=- anymore!
Test -=piiip=- mother-=piiip=-er -=piiip=-face penis cock cum pussy screw knulla fitta fvck!Main: Dual Xeon LV2.4Ghz@3.1Ghz | 3X21" | NVidia 6800 | 2Gb DDR | SCSI
Second: Dual PIII 1GHz | 21" Monitor | G200MMS + Quadro 2 Pro | 512MB ECC SDRAM | SCSI
Third: Apple G4 450Mhz | 21" Monitor | Radeon 8500 | 1,5Gb SDRAM | SCSIComment
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Guru
...face penis cock cum pussy screw knulla fitta fvck!
KeiFront
...face penis cock cum pussy screw knulla fitta fvck!
such foul language
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damn youngin's and their bad language
"And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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Taken from the master quotes!
Basically, Those scores arent too impressive.
And with an Ultra TNT2 you should be getting much better scores then that. Something is ****ed in your computer
Whats this I cant say **** on the forums ?
ahh ****
When did that happen? I thought you could say **** here.
Wombat,How come you can say **** and we can't? wEIrD
hehehe ****in selective censoring what the **** that sucks shit
****, don't know
_F U C K_ so much for freedom of speech!
I think we are all just ****ed up here, except for Wombat. He is the only one that can say ****! He didn't even edit the message, kinda weird still.
F U C K , Wombat, howcum you can say **** here, and I can't?
To **** or not to **** is not a gaming issue, so why bother.
I'm the moderator - I don't know who'd allowed to say **** either!
Should I close this thread btw?According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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It was very quiet here last night.....
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Oh BTW! If a man is talking where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
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Of course not!Originally posted by Guru
Oh BTW! If a man is talking where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
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