Wishes for the new year.

[The PIT]

Not in any order.

1) I win loads of dosh so I can buy my own house out of town.
2) Sheffield United win automatic promotion, Win the Fa Cup and Worthington Cup.
3) My Car engine suddenly goes from a 1.4 to 2.0 overnight.
4) Since I've won loads of dosh I become the new vice chancellor at work and sack my boss.
5) Dustbin Laden and all AL_Q suddenly decide to do a suicide attack. Unfortunatley they get it wrong and blow themselfs up without hurting anyone else.
6) All the dogooders/pc crowd in outraged sympathy with Dustbin laden throw themselfs of a cliff leaving the world in the hands of the sensible people.
7) Pissing in the petrol tank suddenly allows you car to 100mpg.
8) Beer becomes free.
9) Two day working week.
10) Every sunny day is a bank holiday.
11) Parents of yobs and yobettes are rounded up and shot with there kids.
12) Police back on the beat and actually sound interested if you report a crime.


That'll do for now

[Drizzt]

Not in any order

1) Winning 750€
2) Finding a better job
3) Having a wage of about 1.200€
4) Solving my problems with the GF
5) Emproving the control over my ESP
6) First of all, I want to go live by myself!!

[Guru]

Re: Wishes for the new year.

Originally posted by The PIT
3) My Car engine suddenly goes from a 1.4 to 2.0 overnight.

You mean your clit!

[Liquid_Memory]

1. Guru does a turn around and becomes the nicest person on MURC.

[Guru]

Originally posted by Liquid_Memory
1. Guru does a turn around and becomes the nicest person on MURC.

http://forums.murc.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38762

[Liquid_Memory]

Ok, sorry now I understand. Can't help it, me stupid sometimes.

1. World Peace.
2. Guru turn mean so he's not so nice.

[Byock]

Re: Re: Wishes for the new year.

Originally posted by Guru
You mean your clit!

Muwhahaha! Right on.

MURC Prospers and M delievers a R9700Pro killer, out on shelves tomorrow for $50.00

[The PIT]

Matrox delivers a 9700 pro killer. Yup I'd go for that but it's as likely as Shef United winning the European cup.

[SpiralDragon]

get funds for my next film

[KvHagedorn]

1) That the world would become a Tolkien paradise without all the Mordor business and the elves would all stay.

2) That I would be the new White Wizard but I would be eternally young and fine and would make all the elven maidens drunk with lust just being in my presence

3) That I would have my own tree palace in Lorien with a huge swimming pool (yeah.. a pool up in the trees)

4) No money needed.. Galadriel cooks fabulous meals for me every day.

[knirfie]

1) Matrox delivering a 256mb R9700 Pro and gf-fx killer for €300.
2) To have Lisa as my girlfriend.
3) winning the lottery.
and well ok, let's do something for the world:
4) No more crime, murder, rape and all of that sh*t

[Sethos]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
1) That the world would become a Tolkien paradise without all the Mordor business and the elves would all stay.

2) That I would be the new White Wizard but I would be eternally young and fine and would make all the elven maidens drunk with lust just being in my presence

3) That I would have my own tree palace in Lorien with a huge swimming pool (yeah.. a pool up in the trees)

4) No money needed.. Galadriel cooks fabulous meals for me every day.

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Right on Kv!!

~Sethos