Advise Bunny

[knirfie]

Ask the Bunny

my first question:

Your question was:

Are you gonna be eaten tomorrow?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

The voices in my head say yes.

[ZokesPro]

Who asked this?

Question: Is ZokesPro the ultimate postwhore over @ M.U.R.C.?
Bunny's Response: Are you actually relying on a blurry picture of a little bunny to give you the answer to that?

This was my question.

Question: Are you for real?
Bunny's Response: ... ..huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Wasn't paying attention.

[Guru]

Your question was:

Is ZokesPro the ultimate postwhore over @ M.U.R.C.?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Are you actually relying on a blurry picture of a little bunny to give you the answer to that?

Your question was:

Does Gurus boobs hang low?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm.


Your question was:

Are you related to the killer bunny?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course man, like, totally. For sure.

[Indiana]

Seems to be a very wise rabbit there...

[Guru]

Your question was:

Who's your dady?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

That's the least of your worries, trust me.

[ZokesPro]

Your question was:

Should my avatar keep bouncing for ever?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Sorry, I'm drawing a blank here.



Maybe he wouldn't be drawing blanks if he'd just leave it alone for a day!!!

[Indiana]

I also like this one


Who asked that?

[Guru]

Your question was:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.



Maybe I should specify if it is an African or European swallow!

[Ajax]

Your question was:

Do you get your Easter eggs from Byock?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'm going to plead the 5th on this one.

[Guru]

Check out the advice duck!

Your question was:

Yes or no?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

That's classified information. I'm going to have to see some ID first.


The Advice Duck says:

I don't think I'm supposed to tell, but the answer to your question is yes.

[Byock]

Originally posted by Ajax
Your question was:

Do you get your Easter eggs from Byock?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'm going to plead the 5th on this one.

DAMN! My secrets out!

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Indiana
I also like this one


Who asked that?

Hehe, that was me.

Question: Is Zokes a woman?
Bunny's Response: I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.

You guys are getting weird!

[knirfie]

Originally posted by Guru
Your question was:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.



Maybe I should specify if it is an African or European swallow!

Or maybe you should ask a 'Yes or No' question

edit:
Your question was:

Is guru really that dumb?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course!

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by knirfie
Or maybe you should ask a 'Yes or No' question

edit:
Your question was:

Is guru really that dumb?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course!

Now now, there's no need for insults.

[knirfie]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
Now now, there's no need for insults.

Hey, it was just a joke, I cant help it if the bunny says he is

and who am I to disagree with what the almighty bunny says