How does a blonde print a document?

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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    How does a blonde print a document?

    not to purposely affend anyone, but:
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  • Ribbit
    Super MURCer
    • Apr 2001
    • 1174

    #2
    LOL! That was great!
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    • GNEP
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2002
      • 5241

      #3
      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        I would honestly like to see the results of such an experiment.
        Titanium is the new bling!
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        • Umfriend
          Crabby Smurf
          • Mar 2001
          • 7308

          #5
          I would like to see the blonde....
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          • knirfie
            MURCer
            • Mar 2002
            • 789

            #6
            It doesnt work, not with a TFT at least trust me
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            • Indiana
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2000
              • 2410

              #7
              Originally posted by knirfie
              It doesnt work, not with a TFT at least trust me
              Are you blonde? (since it seems you actually tried that... )


              While we're at it:

              How do you see that blonde has been at the computer??

              When there's Tipp-ex on the monitor screen and lipstick on the joystick..

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              What do you call a blonde carrying a bunch of straw?

              Extended memory.

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              What are the hardest four years in a blondes life?

              4th class of primary school...


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              • Chrono_Wanderer
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2002
                • 2540

                #8
                Originally posted by Indiana
                Are you blonde? (since it seems you actually tried that... )
                According to his avatar, we can make that assumption.

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                • knirfie
                  MURCer
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 789

                  #9
                  Well, actually, I tried scanning it, which didnt work, but to my guess, the copy machine would have the same effect , and indeed, I am blonde
                  Main Machine: Intel Q6600@3.33, Abit IP-35 E, 4 x Geil 2048MB PC2-6400-CL4, Asus Geforce 8800GTS 512MB@700/2100, 150GB WD Raptor, Highpoint RR2640, 3x Seagate LP 1.5TB (RAID5), NEC-3500 DVD+/-R(W), Antec SLK3700BQE case, BeQuiet! DarkPower Pro 530W

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #10
                    Originally posted by knirfie
                    Well, actually, I tried scanning it, which didnt work, but to my guess, the copy machine would have the same effect , and indeed, I am blonde
                    What made you decide to try and scan your screen?

                    And can you do it again and post a pic please?
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • Strahd
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jun 2000
                      • 960

                      #11
                      LOL. I didn't see that one coming.
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                      • Greebe
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 8555

                        #12
                        it'll work, but you must disable the scanners light.
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