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Originally posted by Guru Vittu perkele saatana! Vedä virtahevon vittu päähän vitun kusipää!
Here we see a traditional Finnish greeting combined with the wishings of a good day.
For those that do not know, Finland is the vast piece of arctic tundra separating Sweden and Russia. With a population of 50.000, this loosely organized communist state has a world record on most government jobs - approximately 72% of the population today gets its income from governmental work. Those not fortunate enough to have contacts live by hunting polar bears or by farming local vegetables such as Kuppa and Mämmi. The only way for a citizen of lesser standing to move up in rank is to participate in a sauna contest organized by the government. The male and female survivors of these cruel contests are given a permit to reproduce. Their male offspring is considered divine, and are raised in special facilities to become either rally drivers or ice hockey players. The main religion combines primitive occult/tribal worship of the main god, Joulupukki, with a person cult revolving around a mysterious figure known as Jorma Ollila.
Originally posted by Tempest Here we see a traditional Finnish greeting combined with the wishings of a good day.
For those that do not know, Finland is the vast piece of arctic tundra separating Sweden and Russia. With a population of 50.000, this loosely organized communist state has a world record on most government jobs - approximately 72% of the population today gets its income from governmental work. Those not fortunate enough to have contacts live by hunting polar bears or by farming local vegetables such as Kuppa and Mämmi. The only way for a citizen of lesser standing to move up in rank is to participate in a sauna contest organized by the government. The male and female survivors of these cruel contests are given a permit to reproduce. Their male offspring is considered divine, and are raised in special facilities to become either rally drivers or ice hockey players. The main religion combines primitive occult/tribal worship of the main god, Joulupukki, with a person cult revolving around a mysterious figure known as Jorma Ollila.
ROTFLMAO! You forgot about the yearly combined knife and vodka competition!
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
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