Nuke the Gay White Minority Whale for Jesus!

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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Nuke the Gay White Minority Whale for Jesus!

    Thought I'd throw myself into the political ring
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • SitFlyer
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2002
    • 7178

    #2
    You forgot the US part.

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    • Helevitia
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 6628

      #3
      Oh sorry, Nuke the gay black European whales for Jesus and Islam!
      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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      • Helevitia
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 6628

        #4
        OOOH! I forgot Fat people!!! throw them into the arena!
        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • SitFlyer
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2002
          • 7178

          #5
          ...and the social services

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          • Helevitia
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 6628

            #6
            Nuke the gay fat minority social workers that believe jesus and tupac, with elvis are alive while eating tabaco sauce
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • SitFlyer
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 2002
              • 7178

              #7
              ......on chicken and ham

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              • Helevitia
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 6628

                #8
                shit! What was I thinking! I forgot about byock! Man dude, we will stuff you into all of this and eat it and enjoy it. heee whohoohoo, hahahaha chicken!!! with gay fat black people praying to jesus riding whales with pilgrims growing hair on their pillows
                Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                • SitFlyer
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 7178

                  #9
                  ................and dreaming of oil wells and tax exemptions.

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                  • Byock
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jul 2000
                    • 2328

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Helevitia
                    shit! What was I thinking! I forgot about byock! Man dude, we will stuff you into all of this and eat it and enjoy it. heee whohoohoo, hahahaha chicken!!! with gay fat black people praying to jesus riding whales with pilgrims growing hair on their pillows

                    Damn! Does this mean I am a Minority??


                    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                    • Ajax
                      Super MURCer
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 877

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Byock
                      Damn! Does this mean I am a Minority??


                      You are an endangered species.
                      --Insert something here--

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                      • Byock
                        Super MURCer
                        • Jul 2000
                        • 2328

                        #12
                        I think you are right. I had better count my tail feathers.
                        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                        • Dr Mordrid
                          Moderator
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 26592

                          #13
                          Everyone's a minority....the problem is that only a few of 'em get special treatment

                          Dr. Mordrid
                          Dr. Mordrid
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                          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                          • Zitch
                            mini MURCer
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 16

                            #14
                            What are you saying? I'm a member of the white male majority (majority meaning not a minority. Also, majority meaning ~30% of the population). Aren't you?

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                            • Jammrock
                              The Berserker
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 8661

                              #15
                              Considering over 50% of the population of the world is Asian (China/India), everyone else is the minority. I think China still has India beat out in population, though...but not by much anymore.

                              Jammrock
                              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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