Shuttlecocks

[The PIT]

Now why do things go wrong in the working week when you can do sod all about them.
Looks like one of the ponds has got a leak. Luckily theres no fish in it but I'll probably have to disconnected the pump which will mean lifting a few pavingstones.
Of course it's going to be cold this weekend which is going to fun pumping it out and then leak hunting.

[Kruzin]

So what does that have to do with badminton?

[Paddy]

rollocks

[Strahd]

What's a shuttlecock, and why do I laugh everytime I hear it.

[Fat Tone]

A shuttlecock is a peice of cork, stuck with Byock covering.

Rollocks, or more accurately Rowlocks, are the metal brackets on a row boat for keeping the oars in place and allowing them to swivel when in use.

I belive TP meant Bollocks.

HTH

T.

[Paddy]

I meant bollocks too

[The PIT]

I don't know trying to be polite. Surprising bollocks isn't on the censor list.

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by The PIT
I don't know trying to be polite. Surprising bollocks isn't on the censor list.

American software.

[KvHagedorn]

test

****
shit
damn
hell
mother****er
cocksucker

Looks like the "f" word is about it.

[Fat Tone]

You just aren't using your imagination KvH.

[KvHagedorn]

****

ahh.. there's one!

[Paddy]

**** - hey cool!

Clucking Bell.

[KvHagedorn]

cucking funt

[Fat Tone]

Kenny Everett's character - Cupid Stunt

[skratch]

Now that is what I call a big 'cock