A joke for Byock

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  • Paddy
    Super MURCer
    • Mar 2000
    • 6067

    #1

    A joke for Byock

    David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything else that came to mind. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.

    Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.

    David, frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, quickly openedthe freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness."

    David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued,

    "May I ask what the chicken did?"
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
  • SitFlyer
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2002
    • 7178

    #2
    LOL

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    • GNEP
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2002
      • 5241

      #3
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      • Slougi
        MURCer
        • Feb 2002
        • 368

        #4
        ROFLMAO

        Let's put Byock in the freezer >=)
        BAAAAAAAAAAAD CHICKEN!
        -Slougi

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        • Novdid
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2000
          • 2609

          #5

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          • ayoub_ibrahim
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 2445

            #6

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            • Ajax
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 2002
              • 877

              #7
              --Insert something here--

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              • Paddy
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2000
                • 6067

                #8
                hehe It made me go to work with a smile
                The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                • ZokesPro
                  Serial Murcerer
                  • Sep 2000
                  • 8325

                  #9
                  Hehe, that's awesome!
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • Technoid
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 7645

                    #10
                    LMAO
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • Guru
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 6018

                      #11
                      Hey you guys stop making fun of my dinner!
                      According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                      • Marshmallowman
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 3416

                        #12

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                        • Byock
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jul 2000
                          • 2328

                          #13
                          HAHAHA! that is too good.
                          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                          • Ajax
                            Super MURCer
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 877

                            #14
                            Took you long enough to get it. Bird brain a little slow?
                            --Insert something here--

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                            • Byock
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jul 2000
                              • 2328

                              #15
                              Hey! with a brain the size of a egg.
                              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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