Totally bizarre carrot with a vagina !!!!!!

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Totally bizarre carrot with a vagina !!!!!!

    Don't ask!
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
  • Byock
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2000
    • 2328

    #2
    WTF?? People will try to sell anything!
    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Us normal people tend to throw that type of crap in the garbage.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Tempest
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2001
        • 1111

        #4
        That's why normal people never get rich, we don't realize that we could earn a fortune by selling things like this on the Internet...

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Yeah you got a point, maybe we just don't see the potential in some of the stuff we tend to throw out.
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • Ajax
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 2002
            • 877

            #6
            I can't believe what the bidding is up to!
            --Insert something here--

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            • Jon P. Inghram
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 1999
              • 3878

              #7
              The best line in the auction:
              I believe to be life size.

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              • KvHagedorn
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 10725

                #8
                Yes.. he only believes it to be life size because he has probably never actually seen a real one.



                I liked this addition (the current bid is $99,000,100.00):
                OK this auction has obviously gone completely out of control. Obviously many of the bids are apparently a joke. Please remember winning bidder will have to comply with any and all eaby rules. If you are not a serious bidder please retract your bid ASAP. Any legitimate bid that goes over $100,000 I will personally deliver the carrot.

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                • Ajax
                  Super MURCer
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 877

                  #9
                  I would personally deliver it too, just to make sure I get my money.
                  --Insert something here--

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #10
                    He' probably going to get his auction shut down because of some of those fake bids.

                    Oh the horror, what is our world coming to when one can't sell a carrot that's deformed?

                    So seriously, what's the point in wanting to own a deformed carrot? (other than making a deformed salad)
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • KvHagedorn
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 10725

                      #11
                      Some people will do anything for a little pussy..

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        Ah dude, were talking about a carrot here, that's gross!!

                        Hehe.
                        Last edited by ZokesPro; 11 February 2003, 11:17.
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • KvHagedorn
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 10725

                          #13
                          Maybe it's a lesbian bidding for it.. the perfect sex toy for a woman so inclined..

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                          • LvR
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jun 2000
                            • 1570

                            #14
                            ...............having your cake and eating it?.......
                            Lawrence

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                            • ZokesPro
                              Serial Murcerer
                              • Sep 2000
                              • 8325

                              #15
                              Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                              Maybe it's a lesbian bidding for it.. the perfect sex toy for a woman so inclined..
                              Hehe, no comment!
                              Titanium is the new bling!
                              (you heard from me first!)

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