Hmmm, I would cross the street for that. *Pulls out cruise missile*
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Uh, it is a Paintgun!! Honest!!"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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Damn!Originally posted by Byock
Squeezing an Egg out of your ass doesn't either.
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I mean, yeah of course it doesn't! (Phew! Nice save! )
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ROTFL @ ZokesOriginally posted by ZokesPro
Damn!
(Uh oh! )
I mean, yeah of course it doesn't! (Phew! Nice save! )
Maybe we should ask Zokes to inspect this Paintgun... He can tell us what it really is.Originally posted by Byock
Uh, it is a Paintgun!! Honest!!
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Well well well. What do we have here? Have seen one of these devices in a LONG time. And it belongs to the Chicken eh?Originally posted by Ajax
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Maybe we should ask Zokes to inspect this Paintgun... He can tell us what it really is.
(insert suspenseful music here)
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And now for the continuation.
"So this device belongs to The Chicken? Ajax, RUN!!!"
Zokes gives Byock his cruise missle back
"MUAHAHAHA!"
I'm so evil!
(little does The Chicken know that Zokes replaced the explosive charge with... ah damn, where's my watch? Shit! It's in the missile!!! Byock NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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AS the Chicken Fires the missile, and instead of exploding, it launches a watch into the back of Ajax Head. Tick Tick Tick.
The Chicken runs up, and takes the BBQ sauce away when....."I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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I refuse to run... (reaches in pocket) Excuse me while I whip this out. (pulls out a Z-200 communicator) Scotty, get me outta here!--Insert something here--Comment
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Ah damn, he's getting away! How will I ever tell time again? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
If Zokes doesn't get his watch back in 24 hours he will....Titanium is the new bling!
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...What's that Scotty? What do you mean you can't transport me? There's something in my head disrupting the space-time continuum? (glares at Zokes) Where did you get that watch?--Insert something here--Comment
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Burger King...yeah...that's it.
It's... a... a Homer Simpson watch! Yeah, got it with a Whopper Combo!
Edit: added shifty eyes, instead of saying "shifty eyes"Last edited by ZokesPro; 13 March 2003, 10:12.Titanium is the new bling!
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I can tell by the resembling shifty eyes that the two of you are in this together... (pulls the watch out of head). Hey, what does this green and red swirling button do? *push*--Insert something here--Comment
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The watch beeps and says: "July 14th 1842, time travel sequence started in 5...4..."
Oh Crap! Now you've started the time travel sequence!
Wait a minute here! Did the watch just say "Time Travel Sequence" or did it say "Sublime's Traveling to Greece Wench"?Last edited by ZokesPro; 13 March 2003, 10:28.Titanium is the new bling!
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