Share your stupid Jokes.....

[Fat Tone]

Originally posted by GNEP
This thread's getting rather too close for comfort to "Soap Box" territory!

At least things are pepping up around here!

[GNEP]

indeed

[ZokesPro]

I got another.

Tell your next date if she wants to go for pizza and sex and when she looks at you in disgust say: "What?? You don't like Pizza?"



@Byock: That's not stupid, that's funny!

[Paddy]

When was the last time you went out on a date Zokes?

[Fat Tone]

I think his Av keeps him satisfied

[Paddy]

hehe I think i shall change mine today

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Paddy [MU]
When was the last time you went out on a date Zokes?

Last friday with girl named Sarah.

Edit: added smilie

[Paddy]

there we go!

*edit* I have attached it here as I have found a better one.

What am I?

[ZokesPro]

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
She replied, "Probably that I married you for your money."

[Byock]

Walking into the bar I said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie.
"I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," I replied, "Marion came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, "Come out from under that bed you coward!'"