Orrid surnames to have

[Brian Ellis]

I have had two neighbours. One was Krapp (and was well-named) and the other Kuntz. I also have a friend called Verge which, in French, means an appendage usually found hanging (sometimes protruding in a state of excitement) on men just above where the legs meet.

In my Scottish youth, the phone book contained a number of Smellie-s. Guess what we did as 8-year olds; we thought it was hilarious.

I was also very tickled in that one of the main opticians in Edinburgh was I. Seymour.

These are all genuine.

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
Is it Cox? Heh.. if so, at least your first name isn't Issac.

Or if a Cox really hated their child.. add the middle name, Harry.

[Fat Tone]

I'll give a SMALL prize to the first person who can give all the names Moe has called out in response to Bart's prank calls


BTW, Mr Daft "Paddy" Shitta, fancy golf next week?

T.

[thop]

There is a doctor here named Peter Pan, no kidding.

[Strahd]

Originally posted by Brian Ellis
I have had two neighbours. One was Krapp (and was well-named) and the other Kuntz.

I would be honored to have a name like that. Kuntz fo course.

[VJ]

Al Koholic
Oliver Klozoff
I.P. Freely
Jacques Strap
Seymore Butts
Homer Sexual
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass (<- there was a Hugh Jass present !)
Bea O'Problem
Amanda Huggenkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Smithers, first name Waylon (Moe didn't yell this one; the call was made by Burns and Moe figured it was a prank call)
Eura Snotball (wasn't yelled either, Homer called to Moe but it backfired)
Anita Bath (not on the phone, in class)
Maya Buttreeks (not on the phone, in class)
Ollie Tabooger (call wasn't made, Homer didn't get it)


Jörg (not part of this list!)

In all honesty: http://www.newspringfield.com/info/prankcalls/

[Fat Tone]

Very entertaining Jorg, but as you cheated you forfeit your prize

[VJ]

Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Very entertaining Jorg, but as you cheated you forfeit your prize

Yeah, I figured that much... (rats, who said honesty is the best policy ? )
Euhm, would it be too late to edit my post ?


Jörg

[Fat Tone]

I won't tell if you don't.

Next time you are passing you can pick up the basket of fruit I purchased last month. Don't leave it too long - please!

[VJ]

Originally posted by Tony Andrews
I won't tell if you don't.

Don't leave it too long - please!

Hmm, that could be a problem... Better not wait for me then. I'm nowhere near diaper city.


Jörg

[KvHagedorn]

You know that habit of Chinese immigrants, where they will take a very mainstream English sounding first name and couple it with their Chinese surname? I wonder how many poor, naive souls with the surname "Ho" have chosen the first name of "Randy."

[Nowhere]

Nobody knows answer to my question?

[Jammrock]

Mike Hunt ... say it fast.

[az]

I've now seen two absolutely hilarious chinese restaurant names (on the 'net): "Fook Yue" was one, the other I can't remember.

Hilarious names... Wilma Ficken (pronounced like "will 'mal ficken", which means "wanna fsck")

AZ

[Fat Tone]

Originally posted by Jammrock
Mike Hunt ... say it fast.

That's one that the Simpsons must have missed