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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    I Hate Dell!!!

    I HATE DELL!!!
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #2
    I Hate drivers with cell phones!
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • High_Jumbllama
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 4522

      #3
      Eat your burritos!

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
        Eat your burritos!
        Okay, now I'm curious

        what has it to do with me hating dell and the spawns of hell they produce and sell?
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Re: I Hate Dell!!!

          Originally posted by Technoid
          I HATE DELL!!!
          Me too.
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • High_Jumbllama
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 4522

            #6
            Nothing at all. It's just the first random thought that popped in my head.

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            • Technoid
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 7645

              #7
              Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
              Nothing at all. It's just the first random thought that popped in my head.
              Should have guessed
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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              • gt40
                This space for rent
                • Sep 1999
                • 3973

                #8
                Actually, I have a running joke with a buddy that bought a system from them. He had problems with the system and after a few call, a new mobo and countless frustrating moments he called me and I had a solution for him over the phone. He has since called me a few times for various problems and when he calls I now answer 310-PAT . (I know it's him -call display)
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • Gurm
                  MS Fanboy
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11460

                  #9
                  What's wrong with Dell? Compared to HP, Compaq, or Gateway they are saints.

                  - Gurm
                  The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                  I'm the least you could do
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I would still get screwed

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                  • High_Jumbllama
                    Super MURCer
                    • Dec 1999
                    • 4522

                    #10
                    I'm no Zokes, but I have my moments.

                    In any case, what happened?

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gurm
                      What's wrong with Dell? Compared to HP, Compaq, or Gateway they are saints.

                      - Gurm
                      For me it's not about the computers, Dell has been making some pretty stupid decisions lately.

                      @High_Jumbllama: Ah random thoughts.

                      I haven't posted a random thought in a little while!
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                      • Technoid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 7645

                        #12
                        well, you could say that I had my last drop

                        Dell is now in the same cathegory as Compaq, Packard Bell and Olivetti :shit computers run by shitheads that sells its bulk to people that don't know better.....
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • ayoub_ibrahim
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 1999
                          • 2445

                          #13
                          damn, do you hate me for owning a dell??

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                          • K6-III
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 2000
                            • 2253

                            #14
                            No, we pity you.
                            Let us return to the moon, to stay!!!

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                            • Ajax
                              Super MURCer
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 877

                              #15
                              That's why I always build my own computers.
                              --Insert something here--

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