Good put-downs..........
Every teacher has had the experience of a put-down, but this has to rank with the best ....
A high school English teacher reminds her class of their final exam
the next day. "Remember, I won't tolerate ANY excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......
A high school English teacher reminds her class of their final exam
the next day. "Remember, I won't tolerate ANY excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......
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