Lord help me...

[Sasq]

You married yet Ssin?

[GNEP]

[The PIT]

Going with a Women shopping is a no win situtation. Don't do it as you're always wrong.

[GNEP]

Not just wrong though. Wrong, miserable and compelled to be there...

[az]

My gf doesn't like to shop

But she sure suffers if I decide to go looking for tech toys with her

She just allowed me to buy a new TFT (ok, once I scraped enough dough together), because my 2-years-old 19" is giving me a headache. And she wants a new soundcard!

Oh, and she really likes the new Digicam and mp3 player, too!

If only I could really afford all that stuff... I'd live in a geek's paradise. She absolutely understands the need for tech toys

AZ

[Fat Tone]

Originally posted by The PIT
Going with a Women shopping is a no win situtation. Don't do it as you're always wrong.

Her: Does this make my bum look fat?

Him: No, its all the cakes and chips you eat that make you look fat

[GNEP]

I've always so wanted to say that. But that would be the last thing I ever said, so probably not worth it (to me, that is...)

[The PIT]

Women tries on a new outfit. "Does it look nice?"

Man "Yes you look fantastic"

Women stern look on her face. "Whats wrong with it?"

Or

Man "It looks awful"

Women "Oh you bastard" etc etc.

[GNEP]

Or Man: "Just choose whatever you think looks nice honey"

Woman: "Oh you bastard you never take any interest in me..."

[The PIT]

True True.

[Fat Tone]

Are we all REALLY this cynical?



You bet!

[GNEP]

Yup.

[The PIT]

Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Are we all REALLY this cynical?



You bet!

But it's all true.

[Paddy]

Are we all REALLY this cynical?

It is what we as men do best

[Wombat]

Somebody here had the best reply:

Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Him: "Does this shirt make me look bald?"