Ok so this morning I walked in the bathroom down the hall and on the wall was the comment: "Ever notice how many people pee with pens? " (ironic) so I'm wondering, does anyone here read the walls or write upon them??
~Sethos
~Sethos
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24I read every day man!!0%7Nope never have never will read0%4I have deep meaningful conversations there.0%8Touch the wall, gross!0%5"...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain -
public toilets??? i tend to hold my breath and touch nothing
However, all conversations after 10pints are deep and meaningful!The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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next time your standing beside someone at a urinal, look over and ask him:
'Is this where all the dicks hang out?'
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ok - who can find the flash urinal game???
The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing EnglandComment
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The urinal etiquette one?
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Hey, Zokes... back again... From the sleeping...?
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"Here I sat broken hearted paid a dime and only farted!"According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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Here I sit all broken harted tried to sh*t but only farted, had a second chance tried to fart, but shi* my pants"Here I sat broken hearted paid a dime and only farted!"
--from the excepts of the sacred bathroom wall bricks
~Sethos"...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark TwainComment
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A nervous bride gets angry at her husband's lusty
advances on their wedding night.
"I demand proper manners in bed", she says, "just like
at the table!"
"O.K.," her husband says.
So he climbs into bed slowly and smiles politely.
"Is this better?" he asks.
"Yes", replies his wife.
"Great", he says. "Now, would you please pass the
vagina?"
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Best urinal story I've heard is as follows. A friend of mine, bit of geeky looking guy, and kinda shortish, was standing at a urinal in the university dorm. Big football player guy starts using the next one over. There's a partition between the urinals, but the guy is so tall it doesn't really help. The big guy says "Hey, I can see right over the wall here", trying to be funny I guess. Without any hesitation, my friend answers, "I guess you know not to mess with me then" Big guy breaks out in hysterical laughter, and my friend finishes and walks out without even cracking a smile. Beautiful.
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry CoxComment
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I thought public bathrooms were bad enough, but then I went into an acquaintances home bathroom and found mirrored tile from the floor to about 1.5 meter high directly in front of the commode. As such you could only see yourself from about the shoulders down....
I don't even want to think about why....
Dr. MordridLast edited by Dr Mordrid; 23 April 2003, 07:58.Dr. Mordrid
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Dr Mordrid : rofl
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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Here's a thought for ya doc.. one way mirrors.Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
I thought public bathrooms were bad enough, but then I went into an acquaintances home bathroom and found mirrored tile from the floor to about 1.5 meter high directly in front of the commode. As such you could only see yourself from about the shoulders down....
I don't even want to think about why....
Dr. Mordrid
If I was filthy rich I would endow a girl's school like this..
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Originally posted by Paddy
ok - who can find the flash urinal game???
there is actually a flash urinal game:
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