ROFL- a flatulance filter!

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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    ROFL- a flatulance filter!




    I know some ppl that could use this!
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • VJ
    Moderator
    • Mar 2001
    • 9733

    #2
    Slightly on topic...



    Jörg
    pixar
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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    • Goc
      MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 852

      #3
      LOL

      What's next...
      _____________________________
      BOINC stats

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      • GNEP
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2002
        • 5241

        #4
        Shhhh.... don't tell my girlfriend that it's available
        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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        • Brian Ellis
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 9623

          #5
          Flatulence Arsehole Resonance Tester

          You sew the microphone of the F.A.R.T into the seat of the underpants, connect it to a 200 W stereo amplifier, turn the volume up full and watch your loudspeaker cones vibrate
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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          • Goc
            MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 852

            #6
            LOL
            _____________________________
            BOINC stats

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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592

              #7
              Originally posted by Goc
              LOL

              What's next...
              A version you can fit in your underwear?

              Dr. Mordrid
              Dr. Mordrid
              ----------------------------
              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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              • ayoub_ibrahim
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 2445

                #8
                someone else used to make a pantaloon stuffed with charcoal to do the same job.
                wonder if it's the same folk producing a "smaller" version!

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                • Nuno
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 2155

                  #9


                  <bgsound src="http://www.createafart.com/wav/0214.wav" loop="0">
                  Last edited by Nuno; 25 April 2003, 09:46.

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                  • gt40
                    This space for rent
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 3973

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                    A version you can fit in your underwear?

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    This version does fit in your underwear, and is reuseable (washable)
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                    • CHHAS
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jan 2000
                      • 1223

                      #11
                      "It is washable, so you can get several weeks of use out of a single pad"

                      Now that's a smelly thought....
                      "That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey!"

                      P4 2.66, 512 mb PC2700, ATI Radeon 9000, Seagate Barracude IV 80 gb, Acer Al 732 17" TFT

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                      • GNEP
                        Super MURCer
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 5241

                        #12
                        And what would happen to any clothes that you washed with the pad? Does the smell get transferred to them?
                        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                        • agallag
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3201

                          #13
                          Nice use of bgsound there Nuno... everyone in the office is looking at me funny
                          Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                          • Sethos
                            MURCer
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 594

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nuno


                            <bgsound src="http://www.createafart.com/wav/0214.wav" loop="0">
                            I concur....

                            ~Sethos
                            "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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                            • Nuno
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 2155

                              #15
                              everyone in the office is looking at me funny


                              I´m sorry, but you do have to use extreme caution when opening a thread with a title like ROFL- a flatulance filter!

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