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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Hellish morning

    At about 10.00, I was working in my office and glanced out the window and saw a swirling mass of black spots. I went outside and saw this bloody great swarm of bees and, as I watched, they settled on the top of the chimney of my house.

    Of course, this is a holiday here, to allow the Orthodox Christians here to recover from their excesses of Easter weekend, which is much more observed than in the western churches. I started phoning around for help and could get no answers. I finally phoned the police. In the meanwhile, a few thousand of the beasties flew down the chimney into the house, so I lit a fire, which only caused even more to come down.

    The police arrived with an expert who took one look at the situation and fled. The cops then called the fire brigade, who said that they would try to wash them off the chimney with a high pressure hose. Like bloody hell!

    The police then received a message from HQ that they had located an expert who arrived a little later. This guy, suitably clad, climbed the fire brigades ladder to spray the lot with a powerful insecticide.

    We now have c. 1 zillion cadavers cluttering the place. Yuk.
    Last edited by Brian Ellis; 29 April 2003, 08:05.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • GuchiGuh
    Comic Relief
    • Jun 2002
    • 1656

    #2
    Oh my!
    reminds me of a wasp nest i had near my window in germany~

    gogogogo, get that vaccum cleaner running!

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Holy!
      And I thought that having a small hive in my wall was bad!!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Paddy
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 6067

        #4
        OMG!!!!!!!!!!

        The police arrived with an expert who took one look at the situation and fled
        ROFL

        <font size=4>3K -3</font>
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • Brian Ellis
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 9623

          #5
          Just to give a scale to the picture, the chimney is about 80 cm wide. There's another one here:
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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          • Paddy
            Super MURCer
            • Mar 2000
            • 6067

            #6
            They must like your cooking
            The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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            • jonnylane
              MURCer
              • Mar 2003
              • 116

              #7
              that is some picture!

              were these the nice little fluffy bees:



              or the nasty looking honey bees, that just look like wasps:




              and check this out. The exterminator obviously didnt read this:


              What to do if you find a Nest

              Try not to disturb it. If its in an awkward place try to put up with it for a few weeks. Remember it will die out with the first frosts and can then be safely removed .

              If you want to help the bees let the lawn grow a little longer and cut it a little higher so the clover remains to feed the bees with nectar.

              Finally in 1995 we relocated 10 nests to our quarter acre garden and no one was ever stung there. Watching them was a great pleasure.




              i think they like bees...
              I hate flankers...

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              • SpiralDragon
                Super MURCer
                • May 2002
                • 3548

                #8
                "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                • Paddy
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2000
                  • 6067

                  #9
                  Get many frosts in Cyprus Brian???
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • Jon P. Inghram
                    Super MURCer
                    • Oct 1999
                    • 3878

                    #10
                    Wimps! Just reach in there and pull the queen out and the rest will give up their siege and fly off.

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                    • jonnylane
                      MURCer
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jon P. Inghram
                      Wimps! Just reach in there and pull the queen out and the rest will give up their siege and fly off.

                      such is the difference between bravery and madness
                      I hate flankers...

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        Well said jonnylane!
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • Brian Ellis
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 9623

                          #13
                          Certainly, I don't expect ant frosts in the coming months. Some years we may get a slight one in late jan, early feb, say -0.5 deg C. To give you an idea, my hibiscus and bougainvillea is unprotected in winter and now 5 years old. Neither plant takes kindly to frosts. We get severe frosts higher up in the mountains - but we're at only 300 m asl.
                          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                          • jonnylane
                            MURCer
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 116

                            #14
                            that blows my idea then. How about mimicking the sound of the queen so they leave the nesty thing, and then trapping them and killing them?

                            i recommend a vibrator in front of a megaphone...
                            I hate flankers...

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                            • Brian Ellis
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 9623

                              #15
                              Oh, and they were honey bees. Bumble bees don't swarm, as they're less social critters.

                              Brian
                              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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