Best Blonde Joke ever

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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Best Blonde Joke ever

    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • Ribbit
    Super MURCer
    • Apr 2001
    • 1174

    #2
    Brilliant!
    Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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    • Beachman
      mini MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 11

      #3
      Only 20 links to the end

      This was funny.

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      • Jon P. Inghram
        Super MURCer
        • Oct 1999
        • 3878

        #4
        <img src="http://forums.murc.ws/attachment.php?s=&postid=382139" />
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        • SpiralDragon
          Super MURCer
          • May 2002
          • 3548

          #5
          ROFL..... now that is some prety comuniacation ....
          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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          • Wulfman
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 2000
            • 1662

            #6
            one joke to give this thread some sense:

            why are blonde jokes so short?

            otherwise men couldn't remember them.


            mfg
            wulfman
            "Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
            "Lobsters?"
            "Really? I didn't know they did that."
            "Oh yes, red means help!"

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            • Chrono_Wanderer
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2002
              • 2540

              #7
              ROFLMAO good thing I am not a blonde

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              • joonie
                mini MURCer
                • Mar 2003
                • 97

                #8
                I don't get it...
                Never got to the link...

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                • Helevitia
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 6628

                  #9
                  Originally posted by joonie
                  I don't get it...
                  Never got to the link...
                  Then you must be blonde
                  Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                  • SitFlyer
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 7178

                    #10
                    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • GuchiGuh
                      Comic Relief
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1656

                      #11
                      LLLLOOOOLLLLLL

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                      • Goc
                        MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 852

                        #12
                        LMAO!!!!
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                        • Umfriend
                          Crabby Smurf
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 7308

                          #13
                          Could someone pls copy the joke and post it here?
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                          • Technoid
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 7645

                            #14
                            this is SOOOOO old!!

                            Sorta funny anyway
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                            • KvHagedorn
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 10725

                              #15


                              Alright, guys.. I can't believe you didn't get to the end of this.. I did!

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