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  • GT98
    FanBoy
    • Aug 1999
    • 4408

    #1

    Some funny movies

    Crying Kid

    Bowling

    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    I've seen the bowling one before but I've never seen the crying kid one!!
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    • The PIT
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      • Aug 1999
      • 11901

      #3
      Kids like that we see every day.
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      • Sethos
        MURCer
        • Oct 2002
        • 594

        #4
        HAHAHA Those are funny!!!

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        • Kooldino
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          • Nov 2002
          • 3026

          #5
          Originally posted by The PIT
          Kids like that we see every day.
          Parents need to control their kids. I would never let my kids get away with that. Great commercial tho.

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          • Strahd
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            • Jun 2000
            • 960

            #6
            I love the bowling one.
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            • Sethos
              MURCer
              • Oct 2002
              • 594

              #7
              Parents need to control their kids. I would never let my kids get away with that. Great commercial tho.
              True That (if I had any) I'd never let them get away with that kind of cra* not even once...

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              • Technoid
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                • Sep 1999
                • 7645

                #8
                I would never ever let the kid go that far
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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725

                  #9
                  That's stupid.. use condoms and let your family and the human race die out because you are too stupid, spoiled, lazy, and cowed by anti-spanking do-gooder idiots yourself to tame your brats? What a pathetic world this is.
                  Last edited by KvHagedorn; 10 May 2003, 02:50.

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                  • Belwarrior
                    MURCer
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 888

                    #10
                    Spare the rod and spoil the child

                    Heck i turned out ok -> if my dad and uncles never meted out any punishments to me and my cousins, we may never have come as far as we did as we grew up in a very rough neighbourhood where drug pushers and gangsters abound and only a stone's throw away from a red-light district (pity i only came to know of it after i have moved away from the place. )

                    By that i am not supporting abuse, but a little whack goes a long way.
                    Last edited by Belwarrior; 10 May 2003, 19:18.
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                    • Dr Mordrid
                      Moderator
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 26592

                      #11
                      We had a weeping willow tree in front of our farmhouse, but I did most of the weeping after my misdeeds

                      Damn...was my dad ever accurate with those long branches, as in being able to hit my arse around corners

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                      • K6-III
                        Super MURCer
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 2253

                        #12
                        The kid video was quite good.
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                        • az
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 9336

                          #13
                          Yes it was

                          Actually, my belief is that when you rise your child right, he/she'll (is it appropriate to say "it'll" in this context?)never do that kind of stuff, regardless of if you beat it or not.

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                          • GT98
                            FanBoy
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 4408

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                            That's stupid.. use condoms and let your family and the human race die out because you are too stupid, spoiled, lazy, and cowed by anti-spanking do-gooder idiots yourself to tame your brats? What a pathetic world this is.
                            LOL I think you took that way too seriously
                            Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                            • Wombat
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                              • Aug 2000
                              • 9498

                              #15
                              Originally posted by az
                              (is it appropriate to say "it'll" in this context?)
                              Nope. You have to choose the male or female form. A lot of people try to avoid it, but their use of improper English just makes them look bad.
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