Insane Animals in Worcstershire

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  • jonnylane
    MURCer
    • Mar 2003
    • 116

    #1

    Insane Animals in Worcstershire

    oh my god, look at this...

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    I hate flankers...
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    A badger rampage??? Whoa!

    I always thought that Worcstershire was a sauce!
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • The PIT
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 11901

      #3
      Badger rage.
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      • jonnylane
        MURCer
        • Mar 2003
        • 116

        #4
        My husband opened the door and the badger sat there and then, gradually, just slowly walked towards him and attacked him.

        It caught him on his arm and, in the process of trying to get the badger off himself, he's lost quite a lot of skin on his arm and some of the flesh.
        is that straight out of a horror novel or what?!

        I personally think is was brain damaged or something, like the guy in "The Terminal Man"
        I hate flankers...

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Never knew that badgers could be so damn violent!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • The PIT
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 11901

            #6
            I reckon it was football hooligan in disguise so there.
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            • gt40
              This space for rent
              • Sep 1999
              • 3973

              #7
              lets say that animal put the 'bad' in 'badger'.
              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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              • The PIT
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 11901

                #8
                Could be one of those dodgy mascots.
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                • Chrono_Wanderer
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2540

                  #9
                  wow That's a new one wow

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                  • Paddy
                    Super MURCer
                    • Mar 2000
                    • 6067

                    #10
                    ROFLMAO
                    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #11
                      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                      Atacked by a badger?!?!?!?
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • Brian R.
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 3874

                        #12
                        Maybe it was rabid

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                        • Sethos
                          MURCer
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 594

                          #13
                          "My husband opened the door and the badger sat there and then, gradually, just slowly walked towards him and attacked him.
                          Ok it's not like the badger was moving with blinding speed it was GRADUALLY walking towards the fellow...if you're that stupid to let a badger walk up and start to malling you then you deserve it...it's just as bad as these people who walk in national parks and go up to baby cubs to pet them...it's mainly human stupidity that gets humans hurt, and it's the animals that end up suffering

                          ~Sethos
                          "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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                          • jonnylane
                            MURCer
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 116

                            #14
                            good point.

                            If a badger started walking towards me, however, I would think it was friendly and wanted some milk or something. How naive it that?

                            you've got to be careful these days
                            I hate flankers...

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                            • Technoid
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 7645

                              #15
                              the badger hanging from that guys arm:
                              "Where's my milk ****ole?"
                              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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