My organs do NOT confer magical powers!

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  • Jon P. Inghram
    Super MURCer
    • Oct 1999
    • 3878

    #1

    My organs do NOT confer magical powers!

    The sharks, rhinos, and the other multitudes of animals that are hunted because of the "magical" properties of their various body parts just had another group added to the list... Humans.

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  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    Humans have a predator, Pygmies. Crazy!
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    • Jon P. Inghram
      Super MURCer
      • Oct 1999
      • 3878

      #3
      No, the Pygmies aren't the predators, they're the prey! Yuck.

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      • Ribbit
        Super MURCer
        • Apr 2001
        • 1174

        #4
        Originally posted by ZokesPro
        Humans have a predator, Pygmies. Crazy!
        Well, the other way round actually (if you don't count pygmies as humans anyway).

        So unless Jon's particularly short, he needn't worry too much about his organs and flesh being too sought-after...
        Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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        • Jon P. Inghram
          Super MURCer
          • Oct 1999
          • 3878

          #5
          Yeah, I don't think anyone will be mistaking me for a Pygmie.

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          • Strahd
            Super MURCer
            • Jun 2000
            • 960

            #6
            LOL. Pygmies.

            Think I'm gonna stop by the grocery store on the way home and pick up a few.

            Nothing like grilled Pygmie, is a mustard sauce.
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            • Byock
              Super MURCer
              • Jul 2000
              • 2328

              #7
              You are so right. A medium rare pygmie....MMMM mmm.

              They are magically Delicious!
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                Oops!

                hehe.

                Edit: @Byock:
                Last edited by ZokesPro; 23 May 2003, 14:39.
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                • Ribbit
                  Super MURCer
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 1174

                  #9
                  Is anyone on these forums less than five feet tall? Because they must be starting to get very nervous...
                  Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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                  • Ribbit
                    Super MURCer
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 1174

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Strahd
                    Nothing like grilled Pygmie, is a mustard sauce.
                    You're right, a mustard sauce is nothing like a grilled pygmie!
                    Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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                    • az
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9336

                      #11
                      I'm just a bit over five feet.. my mother is shorter though.

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                      • Tjalfe
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 3053

                        #12
                        in that case, AZ, stay away from those parts of Africa! :|
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                        • gt40
                          This space for rent
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 3973

                          #13
                          I think it's rude and uncaring to make light of the sutuation






                          -now, can some one pass me the mustard sauce?
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                          • az
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9336

                            #14
                            Moustache sauce? That's gross!

                            AZ
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                            • Paddy
                              Super MURCer
                              • Mar 2000
                              • 6067

                              #15
                              hmm... tastes like chicken
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