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  • Paddy
    Super MURCer
    • Mar 2000
    • 6067

    #1

    US Marines

    This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,archery,and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    You gotta love the Marines
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #2
    ROTFLMAO
    Lawrence

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    • Slougi
      MURCer
      • Feb 2002
      • 368

      #3
      good one
      -Slougi

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      • Strahd
        Super MURCer
        • Jun 2000
        • 960

        #4
        I love that.
        #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

        "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
        people do all day!"

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        • GuchiGuh
          Comic Relief
          • Jun 2002
          • 1656

          #5
          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • KvHagedorn
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 10725

            #6
            I would promote that guy immediately.

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            • Goc
              MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 852

              #7
              LMAO
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              • The PIT
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 11901

                #8
                Good one. But I think that dogooder interviewer should be used for target practise.
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                • Lambo-Fan
                  MURCer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 367

                  #9
                  LOL
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                  • The PIT
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 11901

                    #10
                    Wish we had a photo of her face after that last comment. Bet it looked like she just chewed on a turd.
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                    Weather nut and sad git.

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                    • Dr Mordrid
                      Moderator
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 26592

                      #11
                      Chewed a turd hell....more like drank a gallon of diarrhea

                      Don't mess with the Marines

                      Dr. Mordrid
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                      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                      • ayoub_ibrahim
                        Super MURCer
                        • Dec 1999
                        • 2445

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The PIT
                        Wish we had a photo of her face after that last comment. Bet it looked like she just chewed on a turd.
                        flies love turds!

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                        • gt40
                          This space for rent
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 3973

                          #13
                          sorry. A great story, but none the less false.
                          Legendary anecdote about a general who finds a good comeback when asked about the wisdom of teaching Boy Scouts to shoot.
                          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                          • Ajax
                            Super MURCer
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 877

                            #14
                            It was still a good point.
                            --Insert something here--

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                            • Byock
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jul 2000
                              • 2328

                              #15
                              Bah! I still think it is funny.
                              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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