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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    SSN Connecticut (US nuclear sub) attacked....

    by a hungry polar bear;





    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #2
    LOL, seen this in the local paper yesterday.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3
      Better yet:

      Hmm....whazzdis?



      YUMMY!!



      BUSTED!!





      Dr. Mordrid
      Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 30 May 2003, 08:20.
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • Kooldino
        Super MURCer
        • Nov 2002
        • 3026

        #4
        LOL.

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        • Byock
          Super MURCer
          • Jul 2000
          • 2328

          #5
          HAHA, too funny.
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          • ZokesPro
            Serial Murcerer
            • Sep 2000
            • 8325

            #6
            Crazy polar bears, hehe. That's great!
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661

              #7
              ROFLMAO!!!!!

              The only problem with eating a rudder is the metallic aftertaste.

              Jammrock
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • GuchiGuh
                Comic Relief
                • Jun 2002
                • 1656

                #8
                my gowsh!!
                when i read the thread title i was like "aaaa shhhhtt.....nth korea has done it now..."

                cute yah!

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                • The PIT
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11901

                  #9
                  Quick attack the eskimo's they're harbouring AL'Q disguised as Polar bears.
                  Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                  Weather nut and sad git.

                  My Weather Page

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                  • Dr Mordrid
                    Moderator
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 26592

                    #10
                    THAT'S IT!!

                    I thought that damned bear had a little too much facial hair

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Dr. Mordrid
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                    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                    • bsdgeek
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1543

                      #11
                      LMAO that's great!

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                      • The Rock
                        Super MURCer
                        • Oct 1999
                        • 1063

                        #12
                        I think it would be twice as funny if the polar bear actually BROKE the sub by gnawing on it. Thats too funny!
                        Bart

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                        • Technoid
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 7645

                          #13
                          My first thought was
                          "Who can be stupid enough to atack a US sub??"
                          Should have guessed
                          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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