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  • GT98
    FanBoy
    • Aug 1999
    • 4408

    #1

    Coded message to France

    Chirac received a coded message from Dubya this morning after their
    somewhat chilly discussions this week, during which Chirac tried with some
    diplomacy
    to suggest to Bubba Six that he might be a bit crude and rude.

    The message simply read: S370HSSV-0773H

    The French were stumped and staffed it throughout the government, to
    include their best code breakers. Having a meeting with the Russian and
    German
    Ambassadors that afternoon on Iraq, Chirac also gave them a copy and asked
    for help. The Russians couldn't solve it, but the Germans were quick to
    respond:

    "We received several such messages from the Commander of the 101st Airborne
    when we had them surrounded at Bastogne. We recommend you simply turn the
    message upside down."
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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    • Novdid
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2000
      • 2609

      #3
      I usually don't like anti french jokes, but this one was really good!

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      • Evildead666
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2002
        • 3116

        #4
        yay, 5 seconds
        (pretty poor considering...)
        I have an image at work, i'll post it here tomorrow. it was sent by a french friend, he sends me funny/weird pictures all the time....
        hehehe...
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        • Guru
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 1999
          • 6018

          #5

          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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          • az
            Moderator
            • Feb 2001
            • 9336

            #6
            *ROFLMAO

            AZ
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • GT98
              FanBoy
              • Aug 1999
              • 4408

              #7
              The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

              "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
              Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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              • High_Jumbllama
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 4522

                #8
                Originally posted by GT98
                The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

                "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
                ROFLMAOPMIS!!!!!!!!!!

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                • High_Jumbllama
                  Super MURCer
                  • Dec 1999
                  • 4522

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Evildead666
                  yay, 5 seconds
                  (pretty poor considering...)
                  I have an image at work, i'll post it here tomorrow. it was sent by a french friend, he sends me funny/weird pictures all the time....
                  hehehe...
                  I would not have liked it if it was aimed at me but that was pretty good no matter who it was aimed at.

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                  • [GDI]Raptor
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 1045

                    #10
                    LOL!

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #11
                      ROFL
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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