Okay it's offical Cyclists are bigger wankers than Car drivers

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  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #1

    Okay it's offical Cyclists are bigger wankers than Car drivers

    Although the figures are on the low side the following are from a study of red light jumping.

    10% of car drivers go through a red light
    20% of car drivers go through amber lights


    50% of cyclists go through at red.


    I'm surprised the figures are so low I would have thought the red light hoppers was around 30% and amber hoppers 40% and cyclists around 80%. Perhaps drivers/cyclists are worse in Sheffield.
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  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #2
    Not in the US, or 49% of bikers would be hit by 60% of cars that run red lights.

    Jammrock
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      It all depends on where you live also. (big city, small town)
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      (you heard from me first!)

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      • The PIT
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 11901

        #4
        The people doing the survey want the Government to place camera's at lights. For once I agree with this but it won't catch the cyclists. I think it's time that cyclists had to have a registration number and paid insurance.
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        • Topha
          Super MURCer
          • Jan 2001
          • 1235

          #5
          Hehe, I live in Freiburg, which is THE bicycle capital in germany, so to speak.

          When I moved here, i worried about driving at night without light. But only until I drove down a street, and of the 10 cyclists that came from the other direction, 1 (one) had his light on, and his rear light didnt work

          Not to even mention red lights...

          But the cars dont mind for the most part, since they are usually cyclists themselves. Yep, Freiburg is a real nice city

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          • The PIT
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 11901

            #6
            Topha it's not about people not minding it's about saftey. Just wait until you nearly hit someone because you can't see them. It puts the shit up you.
            Like all these plonkers that jump lights they seem to think they've got a force feild round them until either they kill someone or get killed or injured and then suddenly it's not alright.
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            • The Rock
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 1999
              • 1063

              #7
              Cyclists should all DIE!! I ain't sharing the road with some bone-smoker in spandex shorts!!
              Bart

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              • GuchiGuh
                Comic Relief
                • Jun 2002
                • 1656

                #8
                Cyclists should all DIE!! I ain't sharing the road with some bone-smoker in spandex shorts!!
                hehehheeh I totally agree.....what if they crash into my Bimmer ehh??

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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725

                  #9
                  Topha, what happens when some 80yo night-blind driver from out-of-town tries to drive there? I would worry about being an invisible cyclist.

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                  • The Rock
                    Super MURCer
                    • Oct 1999
                    • 1063

                    #10
                    Exactly! What if they scratch my car with their exposed bones while I'm running them over? Don't they know how much BMWs cost to get repainted!??!?! Seriously though, I cannot stand cyclists. Its all the rage to cycle in Ottawa, but it aint all the rage to cycle with COMMON SENSE! People here are the worlds WORST drivers in cars, so it stands to reason that these morons can't handle bikes any better.
                    Bart

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                    • The PIT
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 11901

                      #11
                      I often wonder if a wanky car driver is also a wanky cyclist in there spare time.
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                      • Taz
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 1999
                        • 1393

                        #12
                        Cyclists are top of my list with scooter riders a close second
                        When you own your own business you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.

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                        • Wulfman
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 2000
                          • 1662

                          #13
                          Topha, what happens when some 80yo night-blind driver from out-of-town tries to drive there? I would worry about being an invisible cyclist.
                          if some nearly blind 80-year-old is still driving, I would be worrying about why nobody has taken the liscence from the person.

                          mfg
                          wulfman
                          "Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
                          "Lobsters?"
                          "Really? I didn't know they did that."
                          "Oh yes, red means help!"

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                          • impact
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 1999
                            • 1100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wulfman
                            if some nearly blind 80-year-old is still driving, I would be worrying about why nobody has taken the liscence from the person.

                            mfg
                            wulfman
                            I am not 100% sure, but I was told that in the US, driving license never expires. Scary, huh?
                            Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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                            • mutz
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 1068

                              #15
                              From my observations, cyclists consider themselves more intelligent, healthy, holy, immortal and infallible than, and generally superior to, all other life forms.

                              Since they consider their mode of transport ecologically superior, they consider themselves clean and holy and cars dirty and lowly. Therefore they obscurely consider it their right to abuse, misuse and break any traffic regulation with impunity.

                              Since the laws protecting cyclists tend to be strong and enforced, cyclists can pass columns of cars that just passed them, weave up to the red light, block everybody on green and take their time crossing the intersection. Power trip.

                              Since in traffic their heads are physically higher than most other parties in traffic, they automatically consider themselves superior to everyone, though truckers often spit on them, accidently of course.

                              Since cyclists are physically so obviously more vulnerable than other members of traffic, they use this vulnerability to dominate, coerce, inconvenience, annoy, hinder and/or take advantage of every other member of traffic or even pedestrians in every concievable way to the delight of their own ego. (inferiority complex and impotence compensation)

                              Cyclists good, motorists bad.

                              Women cyclists with babies on the back are the holiest of holies and can do whatever they like. And do.

                              Motorists are much, much more respectful of cyclists than visa versa.

                              With (rare) exceptions.

                              ...wonder if it was different in the days of horse carriages and donkeys?
                              How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                              Who cares?

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