Hpar_ spamming the boards?

[Gurm]

But, undeterred, Hpar finds a new bizarre topic.

{Hparski} the mayan calendar ends 2012 bub. what do you think happens then?

{Gurm} ROFL did you know that the jehovah's witnesses say the world ends this year and christ returns?

{Gurm} 'course they said that in 2001, 2000

{Gurm} and 1999 and 1984 and 1979 and 1975

{Gurm} did you know that Edgar Gayce, in one of his many dreams, predicted the rise of an evil zionist state that would take over the world exactly TWO years after fire rained down from the sky onto the "brother towers"?

{Gurm} i think it means that Israel will rise up and overthrow the entire world THIS YEAR

{Gurm} in SEPTEMBER!

{Gurm} RUN AWAY

{Gurm} RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

{Gurm} THE END IS COMING!

{Hparski} dude, I am NOT religious. the science first.

But... but... knowledge comes through FAITH, RIGHT? Wait, he's going to show us some religious sites to prove that he's not religious...

{Hparski} for example: http://www.resurrectionoftheshroud.o...roposal11.html

{Hparski} 2012 is not the end for me, it is the end for them.

{Gurm} ROFLMAO

{Gurm} "science first"

{Hparski} damn right bub. your evilution religion is a bankrupt theory.

{Gurm} but yet you wanted us to read wolfgang smith?

{Gurm} make up your mind!

{Gurm} a few minutes ago you said that faith leads to knowledge

{Hparski} wolfgang smith is a genius.

{Gurm} now you say that religion is a bankrupt theory?

{Hparski} bigtime.

{Gurm} wolfgang smith is a ****nut - his brain got addled after he left cornell

Uh-oh, wait for it. Another nutball link!

{Hparski} and the modern day galileo is Dr. Robert V. Gentry http://www.halos.com/report.htm

{Hparski} those are all peer reviewed papers bub.

{wulfman___} from whom? his mother?

{wulfman___} that's what I hate with this religious papers that show up here all the time...

{wulfman___} references : their own book or the book of a) a friend b) someone from the same club c) their mentor

{Hparski} have I ruffled your "feathers" enough yet? hahaha

Sure, sure you have.

{Hparski} http://www.halos.com/report.htm

{Gurm} you haven't ruffled my feathers at all - you've come in, spouted new-age nonsense, backed it up with MORE new age nonsense

{Hparski} this is not new age dipshit.

{Gurm} and then spouted gay anti-semitic drivel

{Gurm} i'm not ruffled. In a way i feel sad for you

{Hparski} this is as old as the greatest historical record know to man, the bible.[/quote]
But he's not religious.

{Gurm} your mom and dad had sex... at least one of them enjoyed it, and all that happened was you!

{Hparski} the genesis 6 giants walked the earth.

Wait for it. It's coming. It's gonna hurt.

{Gurm} mmm hmm

{Hparski} the proof is astounding. people around the world have found mummified giants humans as big as 36ft in lenth.

I told ya it'd hurt.

{Gurm} W H A T?

{Hparski} that is correct.

{Gurm} ok i'm done. this is too much

{Hparski} it is all true.

* Gurm goes back to reality. See ya.

* Hparski just observed Gurm's denial AGAIN!...

{Hparski} so pathetic.

{Gurm} my denial?

{Hparski} sureman.

{Hparski} you are in TOTAL denial.

{Gurm} mmm hmm

{Hparski} you cannot and will not face the facts as they are, "stranger than fiction" and under your pathetic snot nose!

{Gurm} you're right

{Hparski} haha.

{Gurm} i'm in total denial of your manufactured reality

{Hparski} pathetic snot nose.

Having failed to argue and win, he now resorts to 3-year-old name calling.

{Gurm} ok poo poo head

{Hparski} you are a snotty kid it seems.

{Hparski} stick your nose up at the truth like ALLLLLLL the other sheeple.

{Hparski} moooooooooo! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

'Cuz sheep say "moo"? My 2-year-old is smarter than this guy. A LOT smarter.

But he's not done.

{Hparski} and then you have the nerve to call me "gay"??

{Hparski} gay is a terrible deception of words. homosexual men are at the top of the list in domestic violence. homosexual women's tendency to kick each other's asses is off the charts by 10 fold!

{Hparski} now, the average life span of the typical homosexual male is _____? do you even know?

{Hparski} likewise, the average life span of the typical homosexual female is something like 42.

{Hparski} these statistics do not bode well for those in the psychotic homosexual catagory.

[{Hparski} Gurm I am just trying to pounce a bit of logic into his snotnosed self.

* Technoid has joined #murc

{Hparski} haha, Technoid I have determind Gurm is a snot nosed kid who sticks his nose up at the truth.

* Hparski is now known as HAARPr

{HAARPr} :P

{HAARPr} have you ever heard of project HAARP gurm?

{Technoid} Well, Hpar is a freaking Troll, Gurm is just Gurm

{HAARPr} mr snot nosed kid with a tripple degree?

{HAARPr} hahaha.

{HAARPr} HAARP - high frequency active auroral research program

{HAARPr} gosh, and who did they steal it from?

Ahh yes. Ultrasonic mind control. An old standby.

{HAARPr} who did the USSA govt steal the HAARP idea from?

USSA?
[quote{HAARPr} nobody knows?

{HAARPr} gosh, hehe, you guys are not much on science ehhh?

{wulfman___} maybe it will take some time until he realises no one is listening anymore

{HAARPr} I think you guys have been mind controlled to think about useless disinformation like the STUPID BOWL

{HAARPr} haha.[/quote]
Some time later...

{Gurm} is it gone?

{Technoid} hpar?

{dZeus} we need a new generation of AV software on these days of the internet

{dZeus} called 'hpar-BUSTER'

{Technoid} ROFL yeah

[{dZeus} "detecting random bullshit - raising alertness level to 1"

{dZeus} "detecting paranoid thinking patterns - raising alertness level to 2"

{dZeus} "detecting schizophrenic personality - raising alertness level to 3 - Hpar probability high"

{dZeus} "detecting lines of reasoning so unrational that they're unique to Hpar - Hpar probability 100% - BUSTED"

{Technoid} rofl

{dZeus} "removing disturbing personality from the internet, alerting local police and official psychiatric instances"

{Technoid} bwahahahahahaha

And there you have it. I told you it'd hurt.

- Gurm

[thop]

Hpar SERIOUSLY believes that the Jews run Hollywood, the money markets of the world, and just about everything.

Well he is right about it ... have you not seen the unaired Family Guy episode?

ps. what is "voice" in college?

[Helevitia]

36ft mummified humans? WTF is this guy smoking? It's like he gets his jollies off by spouting nonesense. The sad part is, you can tell that he really believes this stuff. He seems like he could have been pretty smart at one point, but his mind is so clouded now, he doesn't have a chance.

Dave

[Kruzin]

{Gurm}
{Hparski}

Two of the many similar reasons I gave up on IRC long ago.
If I feel the need to endlessly argue with no purpose, I'll just call my ex and bring up the (court ordered) money she owes me. It usually ends up in a similar mindless fight.

[Gurm]

The difference, Kruzin, is that I'm baiting him. He really believes this nonsense. It's sad really.

- Gurm

[Kruzin]

And that's what usually happens when I challange my ex.
I will bait her, and she will ramble on in a nonsencically way, and it will go round and round and round.
IRC is a mostly a battleground for baiters and idiots willing to challenge each other and go rounds with no real purpose, no real resolution.
That's why I gave up on it.
There's enough of that crap in real life. I don't need it on-line too.

[GuchiGuh]

and Hpar_ is?

[mutz]

...hmmm, where did I put that Beautiful Mind DVD? Think I'd better dig it out, watch it a while and get some sanity back...

[Indiana]

Now that _hpar is back, I fear that his alternate personalities Liquid Moronity and URAllChildren are not too far away as well

Just remember do not feed the troll. When totally ignored, it will go away...

[GNEP]

This is, to be honest, just amusing really

[ZokesPro]

Wow! I think Hpar_ could be on peyote, they say it gives you spiritual visions and what not. Hpar is dillusional, hardcore, and it's very entertaining. Thanks for the good read Gurm.

And, I got to know a little more about one of the most fascinating humans alive, Gurm. If you ever published an auto-biography I'd read it in an instant! (I have a feeling there's a lot more to you than meets the eye)

[Ribbit]

No doubt true, but I'm betting that I could find worse bedtime reading than "ZokesPro: Portrait of a Canadian Post-Whore" as well

[The PIT]

I suppose he thinks crop circles are made by Jewish flying saucers coming back from the future.

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Ribbit
No doubt true, but I'm betting that I could find worse bedtime reading than "ZokesPro: Portrait of a Canadian Post-Whore" as well

Hehe, I've done some crazy shit in my short life, so yeah I agree

[Byock]

So, Zokes when does the book come out?