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  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460
    #1

    Parenting...

    Just when you think you're making REAL progress with the kid... you can tell him not to do something and he USUALLY won't do it, he ASKS before rearranging the fridge in his own highly space efficient manner... etc.

    JUST when you think you're getting there...

    He takes a dump, decides it's yucky, doesn't tell you, takes off his pants AND diaper, and rolls around on the couch to get it all off his butt.

    Thought I'd share.

    - Gurm
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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    If only life were as easy as you
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    • Umfriend
      Crabby Smurf
      • Mar 2001
      • 7308
      #2
      No thank you! LOL

      So you really thought you could be done after 2 months and 3 weeks? And you almost did three majors at 18????
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        • GuchiGuh
          Comic Relief
          • Jun 2002
          • 1656
          #3
          I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!
          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
          nice new sig/avatar Gurm!!

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            • mutz
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 2002
              • 1068
              #4
              Be grateful he's not into finger painting. On the walls, on the furniture, on your keyboard, in your shoes, on the stuff you were just working on, et cetra ad infinitum...
              How can you possibly take anything seriously?
              Who cares?

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                • RhinoZ
                  MURCer
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 843
                  #5
                  My little girl figured out how to take off her diaper too, just a couple of weeks ago. She took off her diaper near the front stepped into the dirty diaper, then proceeded to the kitchen to show me her dirty feet while holding said diaper in her hand and smiling like she won the lottery.
                  Good thing I have ceramic tile, easy to clean but boy did she stink up the joint.

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325
                      #6
                      Sounds like having kids is a challenge and a half!

                      So has Julie seen the couch yet?
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                        • Byock
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jul 2000
                          • 2328
                          #7
                          Oh my. My kids never did that!
                          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                            • Gurm
                              MS Fanboy
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 11460
                              #8
                              No, and it's been upholstery cleaned. Thank GOD.

                              - Gurm
                              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                              I'm the least you could do
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I would still get screwed

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                                • Kooldino
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 3026
                                  #9
                                  Re: Parenting...

                                  Originally posted by Gurm
                                  Just when you think you're making REAL progress with the kid... you can tell him not to do something and he USUALLY won't do it, he ASKS before rearranging the fridge in his own highly space efficient manner... etc.

                                  JUST when you think you're getting there...

                                  He takes a dump, decides it's yucky, doesn't tell you, takes off his pants AND diaper, and rolls around on the couch to get it all off his butt.

                                  Thought I'd share.

                                  - Gurm
                                  OOOoh man. Very ouch. Lock that kid in his room!

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                                    • The Rock
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Oct 1999
                                      • 1063
                                      #10
                                      Sounds like the little guy was trying to teach dad a rotten smelly lesson.
                                      Bart

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                                        • Jessterw
                                          Style Master, Rtd.
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 4265
                                          #11
                                          Oh you have no idea what you're in for Gurm... trust me on that one. Would say you're lucky to only have one to deal with, but Logan's too smart for his own good I think.

                                          So Julie doesn't know? Hrm...
                                          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                                            • Gurm
                                              MS Fanboy
                                              • Aug 1999
                                              • 11460
                                              #12
                                              She knows.

                                              I said "Look at the couch. What do you notice?".

                                              She said "What? It looks like a couch... but it's cleaner than it was before."

                                              I said "That's good, since Logan crapped on it today."

                                              - Gurm
                                              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                                              I'm the least you could do
                                              If only life were as easy as you
                                              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                                              If only life were as easy as you
                                              I would still get screwed

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                                                • GNEP
                                                  Super MURCer
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 5241
                                                  #13
                                                  LOL
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                                                    • KRSESQ
                                                      Super MURCer
                                                      • Feb 2000
                                                      • 3224
                                                      #14
                                                      Welcome to parenthood.

                                                      When my youngest was little, he pulled off his diaper and started playing with the contents. When I asked him what he thought he was doing, he proudly said "I made a turdle!"

                                                      15 years later he's still living it down.

                                                      Kevin

                                                      edit: sorry for repeating lost post.

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                                                        • Lizzard[MPE]
                                                          Avatar Tease
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • Nov 2000
                                                          • 3911
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Gurm
                                                          She knows.

                                                          I said "Look at the couch. What do you notice?".

                                                          She said "What? It looks like a couch... but it's cleaner than it was before."

                                                          I said "That's good, since Logan crapped on it today."

                                                          - Gurm

                                                          haha that was so a gurm way of telling her
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