A hairy story!

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    A hairy story!

    Check out the picture (nothing unusual).

    Now read this:

    In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night rather than the typical British stag night where you all arrange it beforehand go out get drunk and hire a stripper.

    The Swedes do it different.. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed.. He might be dressed up in something crazy... and go do something funny...and then the fun starts!

    This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day...

    Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing... nasty happened to him at all... In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club... they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden....

    Imagine the grooms horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him and then to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair ...

    neither did friend two ...
    nor three ...
    or four...

    Now check out the false beard again...........
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
  • az
    Moderator
    • Feb 2001
    • 9336

    #2
    ROFLMAO!

    AZ
    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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    • KvHagedorn
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 10725

      #3
      EWWWWW!!!!

      puke puke puke

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      • gt40
        This space for rent
        • Sep 1999
        • 3973

        #4
        haha - I luv it!
        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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        • The Rock
          Super MURCer
          • Oct 1999
          • 1063

          #5
          AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I would KILL THEM ALL!!! NASTY!!!
          Bart

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          • Kruzin
            Jeepin' to the grave
            • Aug 1999
            • 6527

            #6
            I can only echo KvH...
            EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
            Core2 Duo E7500 2.93, Asus P5Q Pro Turbo, 4gig 1066 DDR2, 1gig Asus ENGTS250, SB X-Fi Gamer ,WD Caviar Black 1tb, Plextor PX-880SA, Dual Samsung 2494s

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            • Chrono_Wanderer
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2002
              • 2540

              #7
              LOLz

              Somebody got too much time on their hands

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              • SitFlyer
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 2002
                • 7178

                #8
                yucky yuck & LMAO

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                • ZokesPro
                  Serial Murcerer
                  • Sep 2000
                  • 8325

                  #9
                  You Swede's are too much!!
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • M|x
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 494

                    #10
                    i know. good thing i live in norway

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                    • Guru
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 6018

                      #11
                      Originally posted by M|x
                      i know. good thing i live in norway
                      ROTFLMAO!
                      According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        ROTFLMAO & EWWWWW! in equal measures!
                        FT.

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                        • GuchiGuh
                          Comic Relief
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1656

                          #13
                          I dun get it.....someone explain

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