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  • Brian R.
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 3874

    #1

    Everything I Know About Women

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  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #2
    Shouldn't this be understanding women?
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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3
      After so many years married to Margie and raising 4 kids her "thought processes" can still whipsaw me to the point of distraction

      Dr. Mordrid
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • Sasq
        Administrator
        • Jan 2001
        • 4635

        #4
        try a cross cultural marrige - you can throw out any rules you "thought" you knew - damn where is a sigh smiley when i need it -

        Dan
        Juu nin to iro


        English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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        • Jammrock
          The Berserker
          • Aug 1999
          • 8661

          #5
          I know something about women. They are overly emotional, hormonally variant creatures that require massive amounts of upkeep and 'together' time to keep from going into hormonal rage mode.

          Jammrock
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • Drizzt
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 1999
            • 1314

            #6
            Am I the only one to find them really easy and simple? O_o;;
            Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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            • Brian R.
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 3874

              #7
              You can tell who here is married and who is not...

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              • Rakido
                Super MURCer
                • Feb 2000
                • 1313

                #8
                depends on the money you own


                Rakido
                "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #9
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                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • Belwarrior
                    MURCer
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 888

                    #10
                    money doesnt even come close to unlocking women...
                    Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

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                    • Sasq
                      Administrator
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 4635

                      #11
                      nope but it generally makes them easier to please
                      Juu nin to iro


                      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                      • Tjalfe
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 3053

                        #12
                        At least that is one common thing with Japan and the western world then
                        We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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                        • Sasq
                          Administrator
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 4635

                          #13
                          ahh except mine should have been an accountant and not a lawyer. you know the accounting troll's in dilbert.

                          I'd rather face them then oversend here
                          Juu nin to iro


                          English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                          • Dr Mordrid
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 26592

                            #14
                            Face it guys; they're not just a different gender, they're a different species

                            Dr. Mordrid
                            Dr. Mordrid
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                            An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                            I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                            • LvR
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jun 2000
                              • 1570

                              #15
                              Thought this would be the right place to post this again:

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                              Lawrence

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