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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Daughter pregnant - what now?.......

    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
    for two months.

    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

    The test results shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
    crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want
    to know! "

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
    with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
    of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father,
    the mother and the girl, and tells them ,

    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
    can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
    charge.

    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
    beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
    on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll shag her again until you get it right!"

    Lawrence
  • M|x
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 494

    #2

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    • thop
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2001
      • 2536

      #3
      evil
      no matrox, no matroxusers.

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      • Jammrock
        The Berserker
        • Aug 1999
        • 8661

        #4
        aaaahhhh ... what a classic.

        Jammrock
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • Kooldino
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2002
          • 3026

          #5
          Nice!

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          • High_Jumbllama
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 4522

            #6
            He's pimping his daughter out and that's funny?

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            • NetSnake
              MURCer
              • Feb 2001
              • 531

              #7
              Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
              He's pimping his daughter out and that's funny?
              I can see your point but for $2,000,000 is not exactly "pimping"

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              • High_Jumbllama
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 4522

                #8
                It is pimping. He's just making her an expensive whore.

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                • dbdg
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 1030

                  #9
                  lol

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                  • Strahd
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jun 2000
                    • 960

                    #10
                    Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
                    He's pimping his daughter out and that's funny?
                    It's a joke...Ha ha
                    #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                    "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                    people do all day!"

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                    • High_Jumbllama
                      Super MURCer
                      • Dec 1999
                      • 4522

                      #11
                      Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
                      He's pimping his daughter out and that's funny?
                      I repeat.

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                      • Strahd
                        Super MURCer
                        • Jun 2000
                        • 960

                        #12
                        Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
                        I repeat.
                        It's funny simply because it's intended as a joke. Same as, I'll alter the punchline so as not to insult anyone, we'll kill 1 virgin and 10,000 lawyers. Why would you kill a virgin? You see I told you no one would care about 10,000 lawyers.

                        It's not the fact that murder is funny, it's the exageration of the story no matter how morbid it is.

                        anywho.... I enjoyed it.
                        #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                        "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                        people do all day!"

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                        • High_Jumbllama
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 1999
                          • 4522

                          #13
                          I am smart enough to get the intention fo the joke I just did not think it was funny. Obviously the father just wants more money by his daughter having a boy with this person.

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                          • LvR
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jun 2000
                            • 1570

                            #14
                            Take a chill-pill there dude. Better yet, take the whole bottle.
                            Lawrence

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                            • High_Jumbllama
                              Super MURCer
                              • Dec 1999
                              • 4522

                              #15
                              People kept responding to my comments so I responded back. Sorry I am not allowed to do that apparently.

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