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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    Mother-in-law

    Subject: mother-in-law.


    A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
    The mother-in-law dies. The couple go to an undertaker who explains that
    they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they
    can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
    The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
    The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
    we can do a very nice burial here."
    The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • Joel
    Moderator
    • Aug 1999
    • 3747

    #2
    ROTFLMAO Oh!!! That's bad.


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    • The PIT
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 11901

      #3
      lol
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      • Jammrock
        The Berserker
        • Aug 1999
        • 8661

        #4
        Even my wife laughed at that one.

        Jammrock
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        • M|x
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2002
          • 494

          #5
          killer joke

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          • Kruzin
            Jeepin' to the grave
            • Aug 1999
            • 6527

            #6
            AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
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            • Strahd
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2000
              • 960

              #7
              Note to self. Don't travel to the Holy Land with mother in law.




























              Wait...Don't travel with mother in law period!!!!!
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              • Technoid
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 7645

                #8
                ROFL!!!
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #9
                  I've always said mothers-in-law should be shot at birth!
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • Rob(QG)
                    MURCer
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 268

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Brian Ellis
                    I've always said mothers-in-law should be shot at birth!
                    Ditto for old people

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                    • Strahd
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jun 2000
                      • 960

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brian Ellis
                      I've always said mothers-in-law should be shot at birth!
                      Hmmmmmm something isn't quite right with that statement....Can't quite put my finger on it....
                      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                      people do all day!"

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                      • M|x
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 494

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Strahd
                        Hmmmmmm something isn't quite right with that statement....Can't quite put my finger on it....
                        was just thinking about the same

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