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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Crash different.....

    You know those ads for the Macintosh that extoll their supposed advantages over the PC? This is the comeback;





    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
  • Sasq
    Administrator
    • Jan 2001
    • 4635

    #2
    bwhahahaha
    Juu nin to iro


    English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    • Jessterw
      Style Master, Rtd.
      • Jul 2002
      • 4265

      #3
      This is kinda old now, saw it a few months back, but still pretty damn funny.
      “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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      • GuchiGuh
        Comic Relief
        • Jun 2002
        • 1656

        #4
        it says I need a codec~ ??
        MS media player automatically downloaded one, but it says there was an error...

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          What version of DirectX, WMP and WMV do you have installed?

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
          ----------------------------
          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • Admiral
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 2000
            • 3125

            #6
            funny
            (wish I'd seen the MAC adds, probably would've had a greater impact)

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            • Technoid
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 7645

              #7
              ROTFLMAO
              That was the funniest MAC joke I seen in a while
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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              • Ray Austin
                MURCer
                • Jan 2003
                • 240

                #8
                Too funny!!!

                Hysterically ROFLMAO!

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                • High_Jumbllama
                  Super MURCer
                  • Dec 1999
                  • 4522

                  #9
                  You need the Windows Media 9 codecs.

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                  • RhinoZ
                    MURCer
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 843

                    #10
                    That was a great.
                    But I haven't used a Mac in about 17 years, is it that bad?

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                    • Gurm
                      MS Fanboy
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 11460

                      #11
                      This handle here, it's great... so you can use it as a ****ING BOAT ANCHOR!
                      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                      I'm the least you could do
                      If only life were as easy as you
                      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                      If only life were as easy as you
                      I would still get screwed

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                      • KvHagedorn
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 10725

                        #12
                        "Do you want to install the free spyware from MicroShit?"

                        NO! I don't need to see this crap if the person producing it can't put it in a format that doesn't require me do this.

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                        • Jammrock
                          The Berserker
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 8661

                          #13
                          That was grand.

                          HAHAHAHAHAHA...

                          Jammrock
                          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                          • Paddy
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2000
                            • 6067

                            #14
                            The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                            • Dr Mordrid
                              Moderator
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 26592

                              #15
                              GuchiGuh;

                              Try this link: http://digitalvideo.8m.net/mac.rm

                              I transcoded it to REAL, with a bit of lossiness , but it keeps the essence. You'll have to download & play it locally though.

                              Dr. Mordrid
                              Dr. Mordrid
                              ----------------------------
                              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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