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  • McRhea
    MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 285

    #31
    They could make a Twilight Zone episode using the Real Dolls:

    A mad scientist discovers a way to turn real people into dolls that look just like the living person. The scientist sets about turning all the people that are unlucky enough to discover his dastardly scheme into Real Dolls and sells them online. But the dolls aren't dead... they're still conscious, but unable to speak or move, they are helpless victims.... <Twilight Zone music>

    Man, seeing one of those dolls in real life would freaking scare the crap outta me... Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night to go get a drink of water, and all of a sudden there's this doll sitting in the corner looking straight at you? <shudder>

    Hmmm.... sounds like a good prank to pull on one of your friends... WUHAHAHAHA.
    McRhea

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #32
      Couldn't she do a star-jump at the same time?

      Seriously though - not really work-safe, so stick with the old one.

      T.
      FT.

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      • GuchiGuh
        Comic Relief
        • Jun 2002
        • 1656

        #33
        Originally posted by Paddy
        I have no intention to change my current one

        I got the pic from www.realdoll.com

        *WARNING* Click if you dare *WARNING*



        *drops unconcious to the floor*

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        • Jon P. Inghram
          Super MURCer
          • Oct 1999
          • 3878

          #34

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          • KRSESQ
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2000
            • 3224

            #35
            Behold the future of humanoid robots.

            Just wait till they get sophisticated enough to say "not tonight, I have a headache."

            Kevin

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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592

              #36
              We were channel surfing on cable a few weeks ago and ran into HBO's Real Sex program, which was at the time playing a report on these "dolls". No comment

              Dr. Mordrid
              Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 17 July 2003, 08:41.
              Dr. Mordrid
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              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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              • KvHagedorn
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 10725

                #37
                I can't understand why anyone would buy such a thing. What a waste of money. Then again, most real women could waste more of your money..

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                • KRSESQ
                  Super MURCer
                  • Feb 2000
                  • 3224

                  #38
                  They're accommodating and they're QUIET.

                  Kevin

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                  • Tjalfe
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3053

                    #39
                    but real girls are self cleaning.. with these ones you have to bring out the bottle brush !
                    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                    • High_Jumbllama
                      Super MURCer
                      • Dec 1999
                      • 4522

                      #40
                      Whatever you do, do not surf the site too much or you end up seeing the shemale doll!

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