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  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #1

    Not tonight luv I've got a headache

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #2
    Not tonight luv I've got a headache
    Yeah right - so that study will now lead to worldwide accusations by women of "so you would rather spank your monkey yourself than please me you selfish bastard"..................
    Lawrence

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    • RibsteakRon
      MURCer
      • Mar 2002
      • 108

      #3
      Woman:Not tonight dear I have a headache.

      Man:It's alright sweetheart, I won't touch your head.

      A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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      • lAmerZ
        MURCer
        • Apr 2000
        • 159

        #4
        ...germans...
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        • Jammrock
          The Berserker
          • Aug 1999
          • 8661

          #5
          How does the comic line go: When you've had a headache for 6 months, there's something wrong, go see a damn doctor.

          Jammrock
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • Brian R.
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 3874

            #6
            I get an extremely strong urge to fart. Is that normal???

            Help please, is there a doctor in the house???

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            • LvR
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2000
              • 1570

              #7
              Related:

              Question: - When does the average married man stop wanking?......................





































              The exact same minute his divorce is official.
              Lawrence

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              • RibsteakRon
                MURCer
                • Mar 2002
                • 108

                #8
                If you only knew how true that statement probably is. LOL!
                A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                • LvR
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jun 2000
                  • 1570

                  #9
                  You have most likely been married for too long and have gone totally blind - scroll down a bit!

                  Edit: - dont change your damn posts! - it makes mine look less funny!
                  Lawrence

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                  • RibsteakRon
                    MURCer
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 108

                    #10
                    Sorry, probably have been married too long, didn't see the answer right away.
                    A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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