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  • Greebe
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 8555

    #1

    Emoticons

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
    means a smile and
    is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
    :-) and
    :-( respectively.



    Well, how about some "assicons"?

    Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass



    (__!__) a fat ass



    (!) a tight ass



    (_*_) a sore ass



    {_!_} a swishy ass



    (_o_) an ass that's been around



    (_x_) kiss my ass



    (_X_) leave my ass alone



    (_z_) a tired ass



    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass



    (_$_) Money out his ass



    (_?_) Dumb Ass



    ...oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
    oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
    o o *o
    o o 'o
    o o o.
    o o o
    o \o/ o
    o --0-- o
    o. /o\ o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o oo
    oo o oo
    oo. oo oo
    'ooo. ...oo. ooo
    o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
    o. """""" oo """"" o
    'o oo o'
    o oo o
    'o o o*
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o



    You have just been e-mooned!

    (edit: e-mooned didn't work
    Last edited by Greebe; 5 August 2003, 07:25.
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    You've been assiduously asinine as far as I can ascertain
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Byock
      Super MURCer
      • Jul 2000
      • 2328

      #3
      Your asinine attributes have been assimilated.
      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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      • dbdg
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 1030

        #4
        Anyone that posts after this is an (_!_)

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        • agallag
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 3201

          #5
          __________________________________________
          / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

          That's a mirror, so now everyone who posted above is an (_!_)
          Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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          • Tjalfe
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 2002
            • 3053

            #6
            technically your nick is above the mirror.. I am safe down here though
            We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


            i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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            • dbdg
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 1030

              #7
              lol

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              • GNEP
                Super MURCer
                • Feb 2002
                • 5241

                #8
                LOL
                DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                • agallag
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 3201

                  #9
                  Damn
                  Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                  • Chrono_Wanderer
                    Super MURCer
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 2540

                    #10
                    LOL

                    now whoever came up with this is a (_E=mc2_)

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