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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    WMD (not temp)

    At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

    Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • ayoub_ibrahim
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 1999
    • 2445

    #2
    LOL

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      HAHA!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • Chrono_Wanderer
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2002
          • 2540

          #5
          LOL this is so messed up

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          • RibsteakRon
            MURCer
            • Mar 2002
            • 108

            #6
            ROTFLMAO



            A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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            • Byock
              Super MURCer
              • Jul 2000
              • 2328

              #7
              HAHA, Awesome!
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • thop
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2001
                • 2536

                #8
                no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                • Nowhere
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 4830

                  #9
                  You know, this has reminded me about something...that I wanted to ask somebody who was (or perhaps still is...gotta find out too) in US to bring me can of SPAM (having it on the shelf would be u63R133T here ). But somebody probably would have opened it at the airport...I mean, you can always transport a bomb or something in a can, not to mention that when opened it has sharp edges that can be used as a knife
                  So the idea died unfortunatelly...

                  btw, does it taste any good?

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                  • Jammrock
                    The Berserker
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 8661

                    #10
                    My wife used to work for Hormel, who makes Spam. Spam is actually a very HUGE seller. They have turkey spam, and lite spam, and all sorts of spam.

                    spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...

                    I don't like spam ... personally.

                    You could always try and talk someone in the US to ship you a can of spam. It would make it through the mail.

                    Jammrock
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • GNEP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 5241

                      #11
                      You can get it in the UK too.
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • Byock
                        Super MURCer
                        • Jul 2000
                        • 2328

                        #12
                        Yuck. Spam is so nasty....
                        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                        • The PIT
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 11901

                          #13
                          Spam Spam Spam Spam
                          Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                          Weather nut and sad git.

                          My Weather Page

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                          • thop
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 2536

                            #14
                            I like Spam. I buy the one from Denmark.
                            no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                            • Nowhere
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 4830

                              #15
                              thop, you mean you can buy Spam in Germany? With "Spam" on the can, not something Spam-like? woohoo!

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