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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Human geography........

    Geography of a Woman

    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
    She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with
    bushland around the fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
    Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade
    especially with countries with cash or cars.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
    She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a
    warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
    She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
    reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
    Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but
    the frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
    With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

    After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
    Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.



    The Geography of a Man
    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a
    dick
    Lawrence
  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #2
    ROFLMAO!!!!!
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • Tjalfe
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2002
      • 3053

      #3
      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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      • Ajax
        Super MURCer
        • Oct 2002
        • 877

        #4
        --Insert something here--

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        • lAmerZ
          MURCer
          • Apr 2000
          • 159

          #5
          dick RULEZ
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          • LvR
            Super MURCer
            • Jun 2000
            • 1570

            #6
            dick RULEZ
            Eh - so you call it Robert, do you?
            Lawrence

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            • Sethos
              MURCer
              • Oct 2002
              • 594

              #7
              LOL

              "Class today in goegraphy, we'll be learning about..."

              ~Sethos
              "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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              • gt40
                This space for rent
                • Sep 1999
                • 3973

                #8
                Seen this before.
                Always brings a chuckle though


                - 8 more to go
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • Kooldino
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 3026

                  #9
                  haha, nice.

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