Bear alert in Colorado....

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  • RhinoZ
    MURCer
    • Jul 2001
    • 843

    #1

    Bear alert in Colorado....

    The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers,
    hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the
    alert for bears while in the Dillon, Vail, Breckenridge, and Keystone area.

    They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on
    their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.

    They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a
    bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.

    People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
    grizzly bear droppings.

    Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel
    fur. Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
  • Belwarrior
    MURCer
    • Nov 2000
    • 888

    #2
    LOL

    Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
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    • Technoid
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      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #3
      ROFL!!
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      • gt40
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        • Sep 1999
        • 3973

        #4
        HAHA!
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        • Tjalfe
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          • Nov 2002
          • 3053

          #5
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          • ZokesPro
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            • Sep 2000
            • 8325

            #6
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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592

              #7


              Problem is some of the black bears can be pretty damned agressive too.

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              • Goc
                MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 852

                #8
                LOL...

                Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
                Now this really made my day...
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                • Fat Tone
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  Another LOL
                  FT.

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